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yawnupsed adj. Of a drinker who has become, in the obsolete Yorkshire sense, conspicuously stupid after refreshments. Cherena was yawnupsed and attempted to pay the barman with a folded napkin. yawpanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a holly shrub from a helpful member of the late-night staff. Dalaila got yawpanned and asked the hedge outside the pub to call a taxi. yawped (/jɔːpd/) adj. A drinker who has replaced ordinary speech with the intermittent yelp of a small, aggrieved animal. Jordana grew yawped and summoned the barmaid by barking across the room. yawpered adj. The state of being drunk and crying vigorously, chiefly when a quiet request would suffice. Krithin was yawpered and sought assistance from the vending machine at full volume. yawpinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted loud, coarse talk into the evening's principal dialect. Shakil became yawpinged and lectured the bar about chairs, draughts and municipal planning. yawweeded adj. Drunk on the strength of a tropical flowering shrub, and waking with its perfume in your head. Angeliya was yawweeded by breakfast, insisting the curtains had developed flowers overnight. yaxched adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing beneath the morning like a very large, rooted tree. Yetunde was yaxched, immovable beside the kettle while the household formed around her. yayaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to organise the morning as though supervising children. Ziporah got yayaed and assigned everyone a glass of water before losing hers. yayed (/jeɪd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and still voting enthusiastically for whatever the headache proposes. Eddi woke yayed and approved the breakfast menu before seeing it. yayoed (/ˈjeɪ.oʊd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the first coffee of the morning as a small, private stimulant ceremony. Lenny-george woke yayoed, arranging the coffee spoons with unnecessary concentration. yayoisaponinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to feel chemically elaborate, with the morning arranged in several steroidal layers. Iarla woke yayoisaponinned and described the hangover as a compound rather than an event. yayued adj. Having drunk enough to make the morning after feel like an imperial court ceremony, complete with solemn music. Ivaniel became yayued and poured the first coffee with ceremonial gravity. yazataed adj. Having drunk more than any household divinity can reasonably forgive, and expecting worship from the kettle. Amiliya woke yazataed and accepted the toast as a modest offering. yazhed (/jɑ˞d/) adj. You have drunk enough to pluck invisible gut strings whenever the headache changes key. Enslie was yazhed, accompanying the kettle on an entirely imaginary harp. yazidiated adj. You are drunk and tyrannising the breakfast table with opinions about the correct strength of tea. Taniah was yazidiated, ruling the kitchen while refusing every proposed remedy. yazidiyated adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently governing the room by casual oppression. Chancler got yazidiyated and imposed a dress code on people waiting for the toilets.