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Yankunytjatjaraed adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen, sofa and water glass form a complete but confusing map. Areyana was Yankunytjatjaraed and consulted the sofa before attempting the sink. Yanomamoed adj. Drunk to a degree that the household breaks into small territories, each containing a cushion and a drink. Essex was Yanomamoed, guarding the sofa while negotiating access to the kitchen. Yanuwaed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to distinguish the barmaid’s question from a general invitation to speak. Britlynn was Yanuwaed and answered the barmaid with a detailed account of the bus timetable. Yanyulaed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every minor pub decision as a matter requiring a committee. Danile was Yanyulaed, consulting three people before choosing a packet of crisps. Yanyuwaed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards the entire bar as a useful audience for unfinished remarks. Zepher was Yanyuwaed, continuing his story after the landlord had turned off the lights. Yao graphed adj. Softened by drink into a person who connects every face in the pub by the shortest available route. Dianey was Yao graphed, crossing between tables without acknowledging the furniture. Yaoed adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which the round is shared out with solemn administrative precision. Kaelob was Yaoed, allocating each person exactly the correct number of pork scratchings. Yapaed adj. Sharpened by drink into an uninvited critic of every pint placed before them. Starr was Yapaed and inspected Shifa’s lager for faults in its head. Yapanesed adj. Loosened by drink into a stream of pub talk in which nouns arrive without their accompanying sense. Shalexus was Yapanesed, explaining the darts board to a coat stand. Yapesed adj. Emboldened by drink to offer unsolicited directions to people who are already sitting down. Cloy was Yapesed and directed a seated couple towards the nearest empty chair. Yapmanned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person reconsidering every step between the stool and the bar. Arveer was Yapmanned, taking the length of the room one careful tile at a time. Yaquied adj. Drunk and conducting the evening with an air of quiet certainty that the pub’s arrangements are defective. Cinch was Yaquied and corrected the order of the bottles behind the bar. Yaquinaed (/jəˈkwɪnəd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard a familiar pub as an establishment requiring formal inspection. Wester was Yaquinaed, examining the optics and questioning the placement of the bar towels. Yarboroughed adj. Drunk past the point of holding a hand worth mentioning, yet still bidding confidently for another round. Amelia-rae was Yarboroughed, contributing nothing to the game except increasingly firm bids. Yardied adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the accent remains attached to any particular sentence. Nakeitha was Yardied, sending the barmaid through three attempts at the same order. Yarged (/jɑːɡd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every snack acquires a rind, a pedigree, and a preferred beverage. Arnie was Yarged, pairing the bar’s plain crisps with a speech about farmhouse cheese.