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yellow maied (/ˌjɛloʊ ˈmaɪd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point of treating any yellow blossom as insufficiently festive for the occasion. yellow manned adj. Emboldened by drink to make a grand entrance wherever the evening has deposited you. yellow mediaed adj. Drunk and reporting the evening with such committed bias that the losing side disappears entirely. yellow menaced adj. Drunk by closing time, and certain that a minor inconvenience represents a worldwide conspiracy. yellow metalled adj. Drunk to the point where every coin in the till appears newly minted and worth examining. Rosezena got yellow metalled and inspected the change from last orders under the pub light. yellow mongoosed adj. Drunk enough to investigate every bag, pocket and coat for a final snack or forgotten bottle. yellow morayed adj. Drunk past the point of appearing at the surface, yet still capable of emerging beside the bar. yellow nail syndromed adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which bodily arrangements, including shoes and fingers, remain negotiable. yellow nightshaded adj. Drunk in a way that makes the dark journey home seem both luminous and botanically significant. yellow noticed adj. Drunk, with the result that a missing coat becomes an international matter requiring immediate circulation. yellow oleandered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the last round appear decorative, medicinal and entirely necessary. yellow onioned adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring several papery layers, each less useful for finding the way home. Ledel got yellow onioned and added a new coat to himself before attempting the bus. yellow orioled adj. Drunk on the strength of a loud, bright account of the evening delivered to anyone within range. yellow pagesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and consulting strangers by trade rather than by name for directions home. yellow passported adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the evening's permission to cross every coat-check boundary. Nelsie got yellow passported and presented a cloakroom ticket at the wrong pub. yellow patched adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving in uneven rings around the room instead of towards the exit.