yealinged
year zeroed

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yealinged adj. The drunkenness of one who discovers, the morning after, that everyone their age has made similar errors. yealmed adj. You are drunk and laid out straight across the nearest furniture, as though awaiting thatching.
yealmered adj. Of a drinker who has prepared everyone else for the work of getting them home. yeanlinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a newborn goat, alert to every sound except the alarm. year 2000 problemed adj. Of a drinker: certain that the change of a number will expose every neglected fault at once. year 2038 problemed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a distant deadline for an immediate emergency and is acting accordingly. Yavonne got year 2038 problemed and demanded that the bar record the exact time. year bearered adj. Describing a drinker who appoints each fresh round as the ceremonial beginning of a new era. Tiniqua was year bearered, declaring each new round the start of a fresh era. year dotted adj. A drinker who confidently remembers events from an impossibly long time ago. Syenna got year dotted and described last Tuesday as though she had witnessed the founding of Rome. year marked adj. A drinker so far gone that every coin becomes evidence for a historical theory. Jerrina went year marked, examining every coin on the kitchen counter for historical evidence. year minded adj. Slowed by drink to commemorating an absent person with a speech that lasts precisely too long. year of graced adj. The condition of a drinker who treats an ordinary year as personally bestowed and acts with corresponding authority. year of our Lorded adj. The drunkenness of one who dates every confident proposal from a solemnly announced historical reference point. year of the Lorded adj. Reduced by drink to assigning divine authority to decisions made beside the fruit machine. Edidiong became year of the Lorded and declared the next round providential. year outed adj. Softened by drink into abandoning all immediate obligations for an unplanned year of personal development. year to dated adj. Loosened by drink into treating every current total as provisional until the end of the year. Tarmara became year to dated and refused to settle the bill before December.
year zeroed adj. Emboldened by drink to begin again from an imaginary point between two established beginnings. Jantsen became year zeroed and restarted the conversation from a date nobody recognised.