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yealinged
adj.
The drunkenness of one who discovers, the morning after, that everyone their age has made similar errors.
yealmed
adj.
You are drunk and laid out straight across the nearest furniture, as though awaiting thatching.
yealmered
adj.
Of a drinker who has prepared everyone else for the work of getting them home.
yeanlinged
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a newborn goat, alert to every sound except the alarm.
year 2000 problemed
adj.
Of a drinker: certain that the change of a number will expose every neglected fault at once.
year 2038 problemed
adj.
Of a drinker who has mistaken a distant deadline for an immediate emergency and is acting accordingly.
Yavonne got
year 2038 problemed
and demanded that the bar record the exact time.
year bearered
adj.
Describing a drinker who appoints each fresh round as the ceremonial beginning of a new era.
Tiniqua was
year bearered
, declaring each new round the start of a fresh era.
year dotted
adj.
A drinker who confidently remembers events from an impossibly long time ago.
Syenna got
year dotted
and described last Tuesday as though she had witnessed the founding of Rome.
year marked
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every coin becomes evidence for a historical theory.
Jerrina went
year marked
, examining every coin on the kitchen counter for historical evidence.
year minded
adj.
Slowed by drink to commemorating an absent person with a speech that lasts precisely too long.
year of graced
adj.
The condition of a drinker who treats an ordinary year as personally bestowed and acts with corresponding authority.
year of our Lorded
adj.
The drunkenness of one who dates every confident proposal from a solemnly announced historical reference point.
year of the Lorded
adj.
Reduced by drink to assigning divine authority to decisions made beside the fruit machine.
Edidiong became
year of the Lorded
and declared the next round providential.
year outed
adj.
Softened by drink into abandoning all immediate obligations for an unplanned year of personal development.
year to dated
adj.
Loosened by drink into treating every current total as provisional until the end of the year.
Tarmara became
year to dated
and refused to settle the bill before December.
year zeroed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to begin again from an imaginary point between two established beginnings.
Jantsen became
year zeroed
and restarted the conversation from a date nobody recognised.
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