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year's minded adj. Drunk and holding a requiem for a decision made earlier in the evening. year's purchased adj. Drunk to the point where every expense is assessed by how many years it might eventually earn back.
year-birded adj. Drunk enough to imitate a hornbill's confidence while making decisions from the highest available perch. Kevinmatthew got year-birded and addressed the room from atop the coat cupboard. year-booked adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing companion is entered into an annual record of questionable achievements. Sarahy got year-booked and assembled a class photograph from strangers at the bar. year-grouped adj. Sharpened by drink into sorting everyone in the house according to school year. year-olded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a one-year-old's confidence from your own. Seonad became year-olded and insisted that the corridor required immediate exploration. year-roundered adj. Drunk beyond seasonal judgement, resolving to remain everywhere permanently and without arrangements. yearaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes touching the attractive shrub seem both brave and medically unimportant. yearbooked adj. A drinker who documents the evening annually, with photographs filed beside the cold glasses. Rayshawna was yearbooked, filing photographs beside the cold glasses before the taxi arrived. yearbookered adj. The state of being drunk and compiling a domestic record of who occupied which chair. yeardayed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the date of opening the milk as an anniversary. yearded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the garden from the sitting room, but not past needing water. yeared (/jɪəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to promise a full cycle of seasons before attempting the stairs. yearended adj. The drunkenness of one who closes the financial year by reconciling coins beneath the sofa. yearered adj. Reduced by drink to measuring the evening in long, indistinct domestic periods.
yearfulled adj. Softened by drink into containing an entire year's worth of kitchen optimism.
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