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yeet hayed adj. Of a drinker: internally overheated, flushed through with spirits and requiring the door opened. Krithvik was yeet hayed and stood outside the pub insisting the night air was medicinal. yeeted (/jiːtd/) adj. You are drunk and dipping your shoulder to the pub's chant, sending both hands out on the refrain. yeetered adj. Drunk past the point of launching anything deliberately, yet still sending crisps across the room. yegged (/jɛɡd/) adj. Drunk beyond the dignity of burglary, and reduced to forcing open a packet of peanuts. Marvette got yegged and attempted the crisps with a house key. yeggmanned adj. Drunk in a way that suggests a criminal enterprise, though the target is merely the minibar. yeh yehed adj. Drunk, with the result that Malay rock and roll is treated as a personal governing philosophy. yehued adj. Drunk to a degree that every conversation acquires the mournful bowing of a huqin. yeibichaied adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming ceremonially mysterious, masked in spirit and looking for the cloakroom. yelamanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the dignity of a bark shield into a disagreement about taxis. Allyna was yelamanned and defended the coat rack from an entirely imaginary assailant. yelambered adj. Drunk by the third round, and yellowhammering the same four notes at the pudding. yeldringed adj. Drunk by closing time, and yellowhammering one determined note beneath the pub's departing conversations. yeldrinned adj. Still drunk, and offering the same insistent yellowhammer note to the Scottish morning. yeldrocked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a yellowhammer from an urgent request to leave the premises. yeleked adj. Softened by drink into a borrowed waistcoat, a raised glass and an unwarranted speech. yelked (/jɛlkd/) adj. Drunk and reduced to one fragile yellow centre, surrounded by the white space of the morning. yelled (/jɛld/) adj. Having drunk more than colour theory can bear, and shouting that the taxi is yellow.