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yield curved adj. Emboldened by drink to make borrowing decisions from a line whose direction has not been checked. Bashkim got yield curved and borrowed against the next twenty years of imaginary earnings. yield lined adj. Slowed by drink to a courteous halt, while confidently directing everyone else to proceed first. Jakhyla yield lined outside the pub, waving buses through before remembering she was not directing traffic. yield pointed adj. Drunk and permanently committed to a course of action after one small pressure too many. yield signed adj. Drunk to the point where every passing vehicle is confidently instructed to give way. Kellogg became yield signed and attempted to direct traffic with a beer mat. yield strained adj. Drunk enough to reach the minimum deformation at which an elastic excuse becomes permanent. yield strengthed adj. Drunk past the point of resisting pressure, yet confidently claiming the resulting shape was deliberate. yield stressed adj. Drunk beyond the pressure at which a person stops recovering their shape and starts calling it policy. yield to maturitied adj. Drunk in a way that confidently calculates a return on decisions held until their natural expiry. yield valued adj. Drunk, with the result that the smallest pressure produces continuous movement and an unexpectedly firm valuation. yieldanced adj. Drunk to a degree that confidently treats producing another round as a personal economic contribution. Jakaiden became yieldanced and announced that opening crisps counted as productive labour. yieldcoed adj. Loosened by drink into confidently assigning steady income to anything with a long enough story. yielded (/jiːldd/) adj. Reduced by drink to confidently declaring every questionable impulse a satisfactory product. yieldered adj. Drunk to the extent of confidently claiming responsibility for every crop, product, and snack present. yielding parried adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently deflecting every criticism towards a position of supposed advantage. Journii was yielding parried, turning each objection aside until the conversation reached the coat rack. yieldinged (/ˈjiːldɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one concession, and therefore prepared to concede everything except the next round. yieldingnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who yields the sofa, the blanket and the last glass of water without negotiation.