yiffed
yinglonged

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yiffed (/jɪfd/) adj. Reduced by drink to barking sharply from the kitchen whenever the fridge is opened. Jerrel got yiffed and announced each visit to the fridge from the sofa. yiffered adj. Softened by drink into a long, unwieldy support for coats, cushions and one abandoned cardigan.
yiffpiled adj. Sharpened by drink into a heap on the sofa, with the household's fur and blankets gathered about you. yifted (/jɪftd/) adj. Loosened by drink into giving away the biscuits, the blanket and your preferred side of the sofa. Kebba grew yifted and presented the last biscuits to everyone in the room. yilled adj. Emboldened by drink to yell from the sofa that the glass of water has been mislaid. yilted adj. Drunk by the third round, and by morning resembling a young pig approaching its first serious mistake. yimbied adj. Drunk by the third round, and prepared to approve any nearby development that keeps the evening convenient. yimengited adj. Slowed by drink to the density of a black mineral, settling heavily into the sofa and remaining there. yin yanged adj. Drunk to the point where one half of you seeks the sofa and the other half searches for snacks. yin-yanged (/ˈjɪŋ ˈjæŋd/) adj. Drunk enough to maintain perfect balance between insisting on tea and falling asleep beside the kettle. ying yanged adj. Drunk past the point of choosing between the sofa and the kitchen, and therefore occupying both in stages. Camya was ying yanged, alternating between the sofa and the fridge without taking anything. ying-yanged adj. Drunk beyond household balance, with the sofa claimed and the kitchen light left on. yinged (/ˈjɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk enough to brandish the nearest harmless object as though it settled the matter. Ryaan was yinged and gestured with a wooden spoon while asking for water. yingjiangited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you mineral-still, faintly luminous and waiting for someone to bring water. yingleted (/ˈjɪŋ.lətd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, furry household creature, hoarding snacks beneath the sofa. Beyan was yingleted and stored four biscuits beneath the nearest cushion.
yinglonged adj. Drunk on the strength of a mythical appetite, summoning rain, takeaway and a fresh glass of water.