YMCA'd
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YMCA'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a hostel-minded evangelist, offering communal accommodation to the least grateful company. Sama got YMCA'd and began assigning beds to strangers who had only asked for directions. ymp treed adj. A drinker who has grafted themselves onto the nearest responsible companion and will not detach before reaching home. Aarohan was ymp treed to his cousin, who collected both coats and the waiting taxi.
ymped adj. Of a drinker who has become a small, mischievous obstacle between the bar and the front door.