YOB'd
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YOB'd adj. The state of being drunk and announcing your birth details to justify an ill-advised decision. Karonda got YOB'd and used her birth year to explain why she could drive home. YOE'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen appears to require several years of experience. Shereef got YOE'd and approached the kettle as though applying for a senior domestic post.
YOI'd adj. Loosened by drink into an institution from which the evening has no immediate release. Iridiana got YOI'd and spent the night under supervision beside the vending machine. YOP'd adj. Loosened by drink into a temporary employee of the evening, with neither prospects nor supervision. Tobijah became YOP'd and accepted unpaid responsibility for the pub's disputed umbrella. YOPD'd adj. Of a drinker who has made the whole gathering accommodate a tremor, a pause, and an unexpectedly firm opinion. Baheejah got YOPD'd and had the table waiting patiently between each declaration. YORP effected adj. Emboldened by drink to rotate ever faster, until the person threatens eventual conversational disintegration. Charliss went YORP effected and spun through three subjects before finishing a sentence. Yod Coalescenced adj. Sharpened by drink into merging every careful distinction in conversation before anyone could preserve it. Vivica went Yod Coalescenced and turned four separate complaints into one pointed accusation. Yod coalescenced adj. Loosened by drink into joining neighbouring words and giving listeners an entirely new sentence to manage. Eman went Yod coalescenced and made every explanation sound like an invitation. Yoda conditioned (/ˌjəʊdə kənˈdɪʃn̩d/) adj. Describing a drinker who places the answer before the question, reliably. Chata was Yoda conditioned and announced the conclusion before hearing the story. Yodaspeaked adj. A drinker who arranges words in an order known only to the evening. Yoemed adj. A drinker so far gone that a familiar name has become negotiable. Caelyn was Yoemed and introduced herself twice to the same patient neighbour. Yogacharyaed adj. The state of being drunk and treated by oneself as an authority on calm. Chalyce was Yogacharyaed and corrected the room's breathing technique. Yogaed adj. Drunk past the point of spiritual tranquillity, but not past the point of stretching. Maraja became Yogaed and attempted a breathing exercise beside the fruit machine. Yogalatesed adj. The condition of a drinker who combines balance exercises with their opposite. Abbagail was Yogalatesed, stretching carefully while leaning against the piano. Yogied adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting a calm, devotional pose while swaying like a cupboard. Melrose grew Yogied and held the meditation pose until the wall became necessary.
Yogiismed adj. The drunkenness of one who produces a saying with the parts in the wrong places. Cady was Yogiismed and made a memorable observation about arriving before departure.
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