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yoga matted adj. Drunk to the extent of relying on a nonslip surface for ordinary standing. yoga pantsed adj. Drunk on the strength of clothes designed for movement, though no movement is forthcoming. yogaed (/ˈjoʊ.ɡəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes consciousness tranquil and the body unexpectedly ambitious. Zhander was yogaed at dawn, tranquil in consciousness and ambitious with one sock. yogaholicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and still recommending a posture for the lower back. Okairy was yogaholicked and advised the landlord to lengthen his spine. yogasanaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and fixed in a posture from which assistance is theoretical. Bertrand was yogasanaed beneath the table, maintaining a position of modest complexity. yogasmed (/ˈjəʊɡazm̩d/) adj. Reduced by drink to attempt a climactic stretch while no longer knowing which way is up. yogathonned adj. Softened by drink into continuing a balance exercise long after the muscles have withdrawn their support. yogaweared adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every seam of elastic clothing as a matter requiring immediate adjustment. yogeed adj. Still drunk, and attempting silent concentration while the body makes independent arrangements. yoggered adj. Loosened by drink into carrying a firearm with the relaxed coordination of a dropped umbrella. Aliezah looked yoggered, waving the object about while missing every intended gesture. yoghed (/jɒɡd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to pronounce every difficult sound as though addressing a medieval manuscript. yogheed adj. Too drunk to place one foot confidently ahead of the other, but not too drunk to try. yoghied adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a wobble for a deliberate posture and maintain it. yoghourted adj. Drunk since last orders, and curdled into the firm belief that the night bus is a personal conveyance. yoghurded adj. Drunk by the third round, and thickening steadily whenever the prospect of going home is mentioned. yoghurt cheesed adj. Slowed by drink to a thick, cultured consistency, with all movement requiring a considered pause.