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yoghurt knittered adj. Drunk and intent on joining unrelated matters with patient, woolly concentration. yoghurt knittinged adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which loose ends are noticed, let alone successfully joined. yoghurt makered adj. You are drunk and operating the evening's final appliance: producing a warm, settled excuse to stay in. yoghurt-knittered adj. Drunk to the point where every wobble is interpreted as evidence of a wider social pattern. yoghurt-knittinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns every attempt at coordination into a patient, expanding tangle. yoghurted (/ˈjɒɡətd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and set sufficiently firm to require transport rather than encouragement. Muiz was yoghurted by closing time, firm enough to require transport rather than encouragement. yogibogeyboxed adj. You have drunk enough to search every container for spiritual equipment and mistake the stairs for a shrine. yogic flyinged adj. Drunk to the point where hopping cross-legged seems the shortest route to the taxi rank. yogied (/ˈjəʊɡid/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard stillness, breathing and falling as closely related activities. yoginied (/jəʊɡɪˈniːd/) adj. Drunk enough to adopt a serene seated posture while everyone else searches for your coat. yoginned adj. Having drunk more than balance can accommodate, with the hands promoted to auxiliary legs. Yaneiry yoginned through the gastropub, promoting both hands to legs with ceremonial confidence. yogismed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the walk home as a sequence of deliberate bodily practices. yogisted adj. Drunk beyond regarding the pavement as anything more than a place on which to practise balance. yogoited adj. Drunk in a way that turns the rough grey pavement into a reassuringly solid companion. yogourted adj. Drunk, with the result that every remaining decision sets firmly overnight and is reconsidered at breakfast. yogurded adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening as a thick, settled substance into the morning commute.