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yogurt knittered adj. Drunk enough to weave a loose connection between two thoughts and lose both ends. yogurt knittinged adj. Drunk, with the result that each sentence and limb proceeds by a different pattern. yogurt makered adj. Of a drinker: producing, after several rounds, a slow domestic process where a taxi was intended. Tashiya went yogurt makered on the doormat, slowly domesticating a taxi journey into breakfast. yogurt-knittered adj. Drunk past the point of keeping separate the conversation, the handrail and the evening’s larger principles. Ayedan was yogurt-knittered, addressing the banister as though it had joined the debate. yogurt-knittinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes joining ideas easier than completing them. yogurt-makered adj. Of a drinker who has turned the route home into an electrical domestic experiment with uncertain settings. yogurted (/ˈjɒ.ɡətd/) adj. Too drunk to remain fluid in conversation, but still able to accept another round. Kerel became yogurted near closing time and spent ten minutes deciding which sleeve was his. yohimbaed adj. Describing a drinker who grows tree-like beside the exit, rooted until the taxi arrives. yohimbed adj. A drinker who stands tall and woody through the final round, then forgets where the roots are. yohimbenined adj. The state of being drunk and chemically uncertain, particularly when choosing between the last bus and another round. yohimbied adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home branches repeatedly, with no route reaching the destination. yohimbined (/jəʊˈhɪm.biːnd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of blocking every impulse except the least advisable one. yohimbinizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and undergoing a gradual medicinal conversion into someone difficult to restrain. yohimbinned adj. Drunk on the strength of an obsolete stimulant, with antiquated confidence in one’s own remedies. yohourthed adj. Sufficiently drunk to thicken at the taxi rank and mistake waiting for a journey. yoied adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a guarded stance against furniture and unsolicited advice. Kerryn stood yoied beside the piano, fists closed and elbows carefully uninformative.