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yoiked adj. Still drunk, and expressing each recollection as an unaccompanied northern chant. yoinked (/jɔɪŋkd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish an unremarkable person from a figure of considerable consequence. yoited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a yellowhammer’s call seem like a reasonable contribution to conversation. yojanaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure every journey in ancient distances and to underestimate each one. yojanned adj. Having drunk enough to calculate the route home in obsolete Indian measurements. Stelmo became yojanned and rejected the map as insufficiently antiquarian. yojijukugoed adj. Having drunk more than four characters can usefully express, and arranging the remainder into solemn compounds. yoka star turbanned adj. You have drunk enough to acquire the slow, concealed gravity of a deepwater shell. Mikahla became yoka star turbanned and disappeared beneath the tablecloth with marine dignity. yokaied adj. You are drunk and presenting successive supernatural forms to the same increasingly patient audience. yokanned adj. Of a drinker who has set solidly, in rectangular form, and may now be served in slices. yoke elmed adj. The state of being drunk and toughened into a small, unyielding tree beside the bar. yoke luted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a two-armed instrument, resonating whenever addressed. Eilzabeth went yoke luted and produced a note whenever the table was touched. yoke-devilled adj. Drunk on the strength of an unseen adviser, consulted quietly whenever the morning presents a minor decision. yoke-pinned adj. Reduced by drink to four rigid points around the head, with little useful movement between them. Loden grew yoke-pinned and could turn only by negotiating with the whole room. yokeaged (/ˈjəʊkiːɡd/) adj. Softened by drink into a pliable cornmeal mass, best left undisturbed until morning. yoked (/jəʊkd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the neck appears to be doing the carrying. yokefellowed adj. Sharpened by drink into a companion for every task, including those no one has assigned.