yonksed
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yonksed (/jɒŋksd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking of the present delay as though it had lasted for ages. yonnied adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning every small stone a purpose, name, and immediate destination.
yonogeninned adj. Softened by drink into a person who sinks into the sofa and accepts the glass of water without argument. yonseied adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who can identify every forgotten plate in the kitchen by its exact origin. Charlayne yonseied through the kitchen, identifying each forgotten plate by exact origin. yoofed adj. Loosened by drink into a young person who treats the sofa as public seating and the kitchen as a venue. yoofspeaked adj. Emboldened by drink to address the household in fresh slang, including the refrigerator. yooghorted adj. Having drunk enough to become a cultured, slow-moving presence in the queue for the cloakroom. yoohooinged adj. Slowed by drink to call for attention from the kitchen, then forget what was wanted. yoojed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the usual glass of water an ambitious domestic project. yooned adj. The condition of a drinker who has joined firmly to the nearest banister and will not be moved. yooped adj. Drunk and producing a quiet sobbing sound whenever the glass of water is mentioned. yoopered adj. Reduced by drink to a slow-moving figure whose balance depends on nearby furniture. Trivon became yoopered beside the sofa and used it to cross the room in stages. yoozhed adj. Drunk to the extent of making a routine journey to the kitchen seem ceremonial. yopoed adj. Drunk enough to regard the kitchen plant as a traditional remedy and the glass of water as ceremonial. yoponned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the evening's final holly bush as an essential stop on the pilgrimage home.
yopped adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes an official opportunity programme and the washing-up a placement.
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