yoppered
yortzited

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yoppered adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen as a government-funded opportunity scheme with no obvious completion date. Talena got yoppered and spent an hour reorganising the mugs under official-looking supervision. yored (/jɔːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing last night's kitchen from a distant age of hospitality.
yoreded adj. Drunk beyond the point of departure, remaining in the kitchen as though the sofa were a foreign country. yoretimed adj. Drunk in a way that places the kitchen, the sofa and the empty glass firmly in the distant past. yorgaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every woman in the household is addressed as though she were managing the evening. yorgahed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every woman encountered in the kitchen into a trusted authority. yorikied adj. Drunk to the extent of establishing a government office between the sofa and the kitchen sink. yorikiried adj. Drunk on the strength of a firm grip, driving the sofa backwards while retaining the cushion. yoritaoshied adj. Drunk since last orders, and collapsing backwards only after maintaining a determined grip on the sofa. yorkered (/ˈjɔː(ɹ)kə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and placing every glass precisely at the edge of the coffee table. yorkiepooed adj. Drunk, with the result that every correction of balance produces another small, cheerful deviation. yorkipooed adj. The state of being drunk and combining nervous friendliness with a refusal to remain off anyone's lap. yorlinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and singing brightly at the kitchen window despite having forgotten the words. yortsayted adj. Slowed by drink to marking an anniversary with one candle and several pauses. yortseited adj. Drunk and ceremonially remembering someone who is not present.
yortzited adj. Drunk to the point where every candle appears to commemorate someone personally known.