yottalitred
youkaied

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yottalitred adj. Drunk since last orders, and still capable of finding another vessel for the evening. Naiima was yottalitred and poured water into a vase after the glasses ran out. yottametered adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring the distance to the lavatory in geological terms.
yottametred adj. Drunk by closing time, and covering distances chiefly by leaning between fixed points. yottaparsecked adj. Still drunk, and separated from the taxi rank by an astronomical distance measured entirely in regret. yottaseconded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a moment from an age, or last orders from a historical event. yottatonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to make entering the room feel like a controlled detonation. yotted adj. You have drunk enough to treat the uncommon letter as a perfectly sensible label for the water glass. Wilmeth was yotted and marked the tumbler with an unfamiliar Greek character. you and yoursed adj. You have drunk enough to include the whole family in a toast addressed to one person. you peopled adj. You are drunk and treating an ordinary table of strangers as an established outside clique. you problemed adj. Of a drinker: claiming every difficulty belongs to somebody else, preferably the person nearest the pumps. you understooded adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every instruction for a personal challenge and followed it literally. youed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the letter U for a person deserving a proper introduction. Azer got youed and introduced himself to the U on the lavatory sign. youeed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every departure sound like an instruction addressed to somebody else. youffed adj. Describing a drinker who gives the bark of a dog whenever conversation reaches a pause. Marshon got youffed and barked at the closing-time announcement. youghted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes former confidence seem briefly available again.
youkaied adj. Of a drinker: liable to alter shape, allegiance and explanation between consecutive questions.