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youthquaked adj. Drunk in a way that shifts the room towards whatever the youngest person has put on the jukebox. youthspeaked adj. Drunk, with the result that every explanation acquires current slang and no clear destination. Donesha got youthspeaked during last orders and explained the taxi situation as entirely iconic. youthsplainered adj. Drunk to a degree that permits correcting younger people on customs they have just invented. youthsploitationed adj. Drunk to the extent of casting the youngest person present in every dangerous part of the journey home. Christyann was youthsploitationed and sent Michae to negotiate with the night bus. youthtided adj. Drunk on the strength of an evening that has carried you back to youthful certainty about one more round. youthtimed adj. Drunk since last orders, and returned to the childhood conviction that bedtime is negotiable. youthweared adj. Drunk by the third round, and dressed for a much younger person’s understanding of the night ahead. youthworked adj. Drunk to a degree that balance requires coordinated community support and gentle integration. Tenina got youthworked and was guided towards the stairs by two patient neighbours. youthworted adj. Drunk by closing time, and round-leaved in the corner while the final taxis depart. youtiaoed (/ˈjoʊtjaʊd/) adj. Too drunk to remain straight for the journey home, having become a fried stick of misplaced confidence. youzhed adj. Drunk on the strength of familiar domestic objects, each now offering questionable guidance. yowed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the cloakroom’s woollens as a flock requiring careful shepherding home. Galin was yowed after the final round and gathered three strangers’ coats for the journey. yowied (/ˈjaʊwid/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably contain, and acquired an Australian monster’s approach to the last bus. Hollie-mae became yowied and was glimpsed lumbering past the taxi rank without a coat. yowled adj. You have drunk enough to produce a prolonged cry whenever the bill, the coats, or the taxi is mentioned. yowlered adj. You are drunk and providing the prolonged animal cry by which the departing party locates you. Zakariah was yowlered behind the bus shelter, calling the names of people already in the taxi. yowleyed adj. Of a drinker: yellowhammer-bright and chirping insistently through the coat collection at closing time.