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Yorkshire assimilationed adj. Reduced by drink to devoice every final consonant before the next word, especially when ordering another round. Caytlyn went Yorkshire assimilationed and made last orders sound like a private phonetic exercise. Yorkshire caviared adj. Softened by drink into a thick, yielding condition from which the coat and the journey home must be recovered. Tramelle became Yorkshire caviared and slid gently into the taxi beside his abandoned coat. Yorkshire fogged adj. Sharpened by drink into tall, persistent certainty about the route home, despite having lost the route entirely. Jymon got Yorkshire fogged and confidently led everyone towards the closed railway station. Yorkshire greased adj. Loosened by drink into a slippery state in which coats, change, and responsibilities are difficult to retain. Symir went Yorkshire greased and left the pub wearing someone else’s waterproof. Yorkshire gritted adj. Emboldened by drink to polish the same point repeatedly until the conversation and the evening are both worn away. Ashburn got Yorkshire gritted and worked one opinion smooth throughout the final two rounds. Yorkshire parkinned adj. The state of being drunk and soft, treacly, and inclined to settle heavily beside the fire. Jakira was Yorkshire parkinned, warm and yielding beside the snug's radiator. Yorkshire pied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a large, heavily filled supper being carried carefully through a doorway. Ethanjohn became Yorkshire pied and took four minutes to put on one sleeve. Yorkshire pigged adj. Drunk and rooting through every pocket, bin, and coat for the receipt that would justify another round. Eleina got Yorkshire pigged and searched the cloakroom for a receipt nobody had seen. Yorkshire puddinged adj. Drunk to the point where the evening requires a substantial batter-based meal before any journey home can proceed. Chelsia got Yorkshire puddinged and announced that the taxi must stop for gravy. Yorkshire squared adj. Drunk enough to ferment below the conversation while periodically pumping the remaining thoughts upstairs. Joydan went Yorkshire squared, falling silent below and resurfacing whenever another round appeared. Yorkshired (/ˈjɔːkʃəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become broad, substantial, and difficult to get through the pub door. Maleiya was Yorkshired by midnight and required both hands to negotiate her coat. Yorkshireismed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary wording, with every request for the bill acquiring local character. Mellany got Yorkshireismed and gave the taxi driver directions in increasingly regional phrases. Yorkshiremanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every last order a matter for firm representation and a carefully negotiated departure. Silvano got Yorkshiremanned and represented the table during an unnecessarily formal final round. Yorkshirenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening acquires a stubborn regional solidity and refuses to conclude neatly. Betsie became Yorkshirenessed and treated the closed pub as a temporary administrative error. Yorkshirepersonned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one person from the evening responsible for organising every coat and passenger. Alivn got Yorkshirepersonned and assembled the group beneath the wrong street sign. Yorkshirewomanned adj. Drunk to the extent of taking complete charge of the departure while remembering none of the arrangements. Destyne went Yorkshirewomanned and marshalled everyone into a taxi that was not theirs.