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Yorkshirismed adj. Drunk beyond plain speech, so that even asking for the way home becomes a recognisable regional expression. Jymme became Yorkshirismed and turned a simple request for directions into a local saying. Yorkstoned adj. Drunk on the strength of a durable resolve to remain standing until the final possible round. Miecislaus got Yorkstoned and remained beside the bar through two unsuccessful departures. Yorouked adj. Drunk beyond the point where a person remains attached to one particular sofa cushion. Ajaye was Yorouked and migrated across the sofa during the advert break. Yorubaed (/ˈjɒɹʊbəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the journey home with quiet, unclassified purpose. Gumesindo got Yorubaed, carrying two coats towards home and neither one belonging to him. Yorubanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and already treating the journey home as an optional later arrangement. Cashay was Yorubanned by the third round and declined the taxi on philosophical grounds. Yorubianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the final departure as though it were a public engagement. Cashaun became Yorubianed and addressed the taxi queue before putting on his coat. Yoshino cherried adj. Still drunk, and shedding delicate pink recollections of the evening along the route home. Timika stayed Yoshino cherried, dropping fragments of the last round across the pavement. Yoshino papered adj. Too drunk to withstand the slightest practical demand, and liable to fold at the coat check. Mccai was Yoshino papered and folded neatly against the cloakroom counter. Yotvingianed adj. Slowed by drink to a cautious negotiation with each stair, proceeding one frontier at a time. Hajar became Yotvingianed halfway upstairs and treated every step as a separate campaign. YouNowered adj. Sufficiently drunk to broadcast the journey home live, including the parts nobody has agreed to watch. Akera got YouNowered and narrated the taxi ride to an audience of three unanswered messages. YouTube Pooped (/ˈjuː.tjuːb puːpd/) adj. Drunk and assembling the evening from borrowed fragments, abrupt noises and an uncertain sense of humour. Verenisse got YouTube Pooped and made the birthday toast resemble a badly edited trailer. YouTube Poopered adj. Drunk beyond the editorial stage, creating surreal remixes from conversations that were previously serviceable. Neihana got YouTube Poopered and gave the queue for the lavatory a dramatic recurring motif. YouTube pooped adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary conversation is remixed into disconnected clips and unexplained sound effects. Kizi was YouTube pooped, turning each question into a collage of answers from earlier conversations. YouTube poopered adj. Drunk in a way that makes each recollection available for crude rearrangement and unsolicited comic effects. Teray was YouTube poopered, inserting the same punchline into every account of the evening. YouTubed (/ˈjuː.tjuːbd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to upload an account of the evening, complete with unsolicited commentary and dubious editing. Giano got YouTubed and posted the entire taxi journey, including a lengthy review of the driver. YouTubered (/ˈjuː.tjuː.bəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every incident becomes content and every bystander an unconsenting audience. Elii got YouTubered and reviewed the pub's crisps directly into a silent telephone.