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YouTubianed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the room into a broadcasting platform and oneself into its sole contributor. Dhiren became YouTubianed and delivered a running commentary on the changing light outside. Yougoslaved adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after has acquired a former name and a disputed border. Sharyne woke Yougoslaved, dividing the kitchen into territories before making tea. Yougoslavianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has woken to a dated map of yesterday, with no reliable route through it. Isaul was Yougoslavianed, charting last night's movements on the back of a receipt. Young Earth creationisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and prepared to assign the bar an implausibly recent origin. Lelani got Young Earth creationisted and maintained that the pub had opened on Tuesday. Young Englandered adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to arrange the evening according to an obsolete hierarchy. Oluwafunmilayo got Young Englandered and attempted to allocate seats by precedence. Young Irelandered adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessed of a reforming conviction disproportionate to the remaining audience. Timyah became Young Irelandered and proposed a complete reorganisation of the pub's seating. Young Turked adj. The condition of a drinker who has spent the evening demanding reform, beginning with the pub's seating plan. Mistaya got Young Turked and proposed constitutional changes to the darts board. Young dewberried adj. Still drunk, and softening noticeably as the evening's complications ripen towards a sweet conclusion. Leketa was Young dewberried, becoming gentler with every discussion of the remaining pudding. Young diagramed adj. Too drunk to retain a linear thought, arranging the conversation into left-justified rows of diminishing length. Lillyth got Young diagramed and sorted her explanation into neat rows, each shorter than the last. Young symmetrizered adj. Sufficiently drunk to permute every account of the evening into an irreducible representation of oneself. Kaan became Young symmetrizered and rearranged the chronology until every anecdote supported his innocence. Young tableaued adj. Having drunk enough to fill the available conversational boxes with symbols whose order is no longer apparent. Pavneet got Young tableaued and labelled each course with an increasingly private system of symbols. Young's modulused adj. Having drunk more than the solid body of the evening can elastically withstand, with strain now plainly observable. Marquinta got Young's modulused and continued stretching the explanation long after it had ceased to recover. Young-Earthered adj. You have drunk enough to give the world a recent date and the confidence of an old argument. Aamna got Young-Earthered and insisted the pub's Victorian fittings were installed last month. Young-Madders syndromed adj. You are drunk and exhibiting a regrettable tendency to acquire extra limbs in every account of the evening. Peneloppe got Young-Madders syndromed and claimed to have carried six drinks with two hands. Young-Simpson syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired several unrelated irregularities and presents them as one coherent condition. Jakeshia became Young-Simpson syndromed, combining a crooked tie, a slow speech and an elaborate theory. Your Britannic Majestied adj. Describing a drinker who has adopted an elaborate formal address, generally for someone holding the crisps. Zabien got Your Britannic Majestied and addressed Lacinda as though requesting a royal audience.