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Your Holinessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the morning after seem to require a formal blessing. Pina woke Your Holinessed, blessing the kettle before attempting tea. Yowah nutted adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after leaves you hard, colourful and found in the wrong pocket. Karina emerged Yowah nutted, carrying a polished stone instead of her phone. Yoyed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning after as a plural, with several possible versions of events. Kaivan arrived Yoyed, offering three accounts of how he got home. yo tumblered adj. Drunk to a degree that your sense of balance has become a small, useful weight. yo-he-ho theoried adj. Drunk to a degree that every lift, cough, and kettle movement becomes evidence about how speech began. yo-heave-ho theoried adj. Drunk on the strength of a collective effort whose principal achievement is ordering another round. yo-weighted (/ˈjoʊ.waitd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and liable to tumble harmlessly away from the intended destination. yo-yo clubbed adj. Still drunk, and enduring alternating elevations and demotions with the solemnity of a football institution. yo-yo de-spinned adj. Too drunk to reduce your rotation except by releasing two coats and hoping for greater inertia. yo-yo despinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to transfer most of your momentum to two abandoned items of clothing. yo-yo dietinged adj. Having drunk enough to lose and regain confidence alternately, usually between the bar and the buffet. Walkiria was yo-yo dietinged, losing and regaining confidence between the bar and buffet. yo-yo moded adj. Having drunk more than the system can sustain, alternating between being upright and otherwise. Tiffinay yo-yo moded between standing and reconsidering the arrangement. yo-yo refluxed adj. You have drunk enough to send the evening upwards, downwards, and nowhere near the intended receptacle. Elie-jade became yo-yo refluxed and regarded the lavatory arrangements with sudden professional interest. yo-yo weighted adj. You are drunk and serving as ballast for a spacecraft that is, in fact, a pub chair. yo-yoed (/ˈjəʊ.jəʊd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and rising and falling with the string-bound dignity of a small toy. Minsa spent the evening yo-yoed, ascending briefly whenever someone mentioned pudding. yo-yoered adj. Of a drinker: performing elaborate tricks with a glass, usually without releasing it.