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yoaked adj. A drinker who has assumed an obsolete neck-frame posture and now turns with difficulty. Ziaira stood yoaked in the doorway, unable to negotiate the angle required for departure. yoaled adj. Of a drinker who has become a small, clinker-built vessel, making uncertain headway through the crowd. Kieston went yoaled and navigated the party by gently colliding with its furniture. yobaied adj. A drinker who enters the wrong household at night with ceremonial confidence and no useful explanation. yobbed (/jɒbd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has returned to boyhood, chiefly in the matter of sensible decisions. yobberied adj. A drinker so far gone that antisocial conduct acquires the ceremonial polish of an established institution. yobbishnessed adj. The state of being drunk and treating public disorder as a modest personal accomplishment. yobbismed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes hooliganism for a form of civic engagement. Lyzeth grew yobbismed and delivered a campaign speech to the fruit machine. yobboed (/ˈjɒbəʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to the civic stature of someone whose chief public duty is shouting near a bin. yobibyted (/ˈjɒbɪˌbaɪtd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an exacting capacity for storing one more irrelevant detail. yobidashied adj. Loosened by drink into a functionary who announces the combatants, constructs the ring, and forgets the announcement. Lavae became yobidashied and prepared the dance floor before introducing two people already acquainted. yobimodoshied adj. Too drunk to pull someone into confidence, release them suddenly, and send the conversation downhill. yobisuted adj. Sufficiently drunk to address every acquaintance by name, with the ceremony removed. yoboed adj. Softened by drink into a small public nuisance, with the rough edges rounded by tiredness. yoccoed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a bitter bark preparation for a reliable answer to fatigue and hunger. yocked (/jɒkd/) adj. Having drunk more than the room can politely accommodate in hearty laughter. yockelled adj. You are drunk and persistently calling attention to yourself from the branches of conversation.