yoctoampered
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yoctoampered adj. Of a drinker: exerting almost no force, yet somehow requiring the whole party to compensate. yoctogramed adj. Of a drinker who has become so slight in purpose that others must supply the momentum.
yoctogrammed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired an almost negligible presence but remains socially inconvenient. yoctokataled adj. A drinker who produces negligible useful activity while catalysing arguments among everyone nearby. yoctolitered adj. A drinker so far gone that almost nothing remains of the evening, though everyone else must contain it. yoctolitred adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a vanishingly small contribution to the proceedings. yoctometered adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the distance between every person and an unwanted conversation. yoctometred adj. Slowed by drink to the scale at which the distance from sofa to kitchen feels almost immeasurable. yoctomoled adj. The drunkenness of one who has become approximately six-tenths of a person in every social calculation. yoctonewtonned adj. Reduced by drink to applying almost no force, while persuading others to move everything instead. yoctoseconded adj. Softened by drink into changing plans in intervals too brief for companions to keep count. yod coalescenced adj. Emboldened by drink to fuse words together and challenge anyone who queried the result. yod droppinged adj. Drunk to the extent of losing the middle sounds of words before the coffee has had time to intervene. yod-coalescenced adj. Slowed by drink to join sounds only after the listeners have already supplied several alternatives. yod-droppered adj. Drunk enough to make a habit of omitting sounds, and to recruit others as involuntary interpreters.
yod-droppinged adj. Drunk to the point where consonants lose their small companions and acquaintances must guess the remainder. Sharniece became yod-droppinged and left every consonant's companion behind at the bar.
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