Yorkshire Terriered

(/ˈjɔː(ɹ)kʃɪə(ɹ)ˈtɛɹɪə(ɹ)d/)

adj.

The drunkenness of one who has acquired a glossy coat and a disproportionately determined manner on the journey home.

Haden went Yorkshire Terriered and trotted proudly beneath a coat several sizes too large.