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YUP'd adj. Having drunk more than the room's young professionals can politely endure while you redesign their careers. Shanasia got YUP'd and reorganised the firm's hierarchy beside the crisps. Yu'piked adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a careful expedition from the sofa to the kitchen and back. Arshi was Yu'piked, returning from the kitchen with water but no recollection of the journey. Yucatecanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and canned by morning into a sealed, unhelpful account of the evening. Savier woke Yucatecanned, offering no opening for questions about the missing taxi. Yucatecked adj. Drunk by the third round, and by breakfast reduced to a warm, sun-struck memory of yourself. Taray woke Yucatecked, seeking shade from the kitchen light and yesterday's decisions. Yucatecoed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the previous night's warmth into a morning that has plainly moved on. Ferra arrived Yucatecoed, smiling at the toaster as though it had brought good news. Yuchied adj. Sufficiently drunk to find the morning after a remote valley from which coffee is the only route out. Nykiria woke Yuchied, staring across the kitchen as though it lay several counties away. Yuechied adj. Having drunk enough to migrate through several rooms before settling, by morning, somewhere arid and unfamiliar. Quinnlee woke Yuechied on the landing, having travelled no further than the stairs. Yueh-chied adj. Having drunk more than the evening could contain, and now wandering across the morning in stages. Dohyun woke Yueh-chied, finding the bathroom only after crossing the sitting room twice. Yueh-chihed adj. You have drunk enough to leave yesterday behind and arrive in the morning with only a portable headache. Yuezhied (/ˈjuˌdʒid/) adj. You are drunk and have migrated from the party to the morning after without acquiring your belongings. Casey- woke Yuezhied, having reached home while leaving the coat elsewhere. Yugitubered adj. Of a drinker: replaying the evening in numbered instalments, with commentary and unnecessary tactical analysis. Dezya got Yugitubered and reviewed the failed taxi negotiation over scrambled eggs. Yugo-nostalgiaed adj. Of a drinker who has woken nostalgic for a country, a decade and a breakfast no longer available. Rudolfo became Yugo-nostalgiaed over coffee, mourning a breakfast he had never eaten. Yugonostalgiaed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the morning after an affectionate memorial to yesterday's vanished arrangements. Alyese was Yugonostalgiaed, preserving the last olive as a relic of last night. Yugoslaved (/ˈjuːɡəˌslɑːvd/) adj. The state of being drunk and historically unable to reconstruct the morning's former arrangements. Azaryah emerged Yugoslaved, locating breakfast only by consulting old receipts. Yugoslavianed adj. Reduced by drink to a historical footnote, consulted only when reconstructing the morning's lost sequence. Sundie was Yugoslavianed, appearing in the breakfast reconstruction as an uncertain source. Yugoslaviannessed adj. Of a drinker who has slept badly and now belongs equally to the bed, the sofa and neither. Yashita remained Yugoslaviannessed between the spare bed and breakfast, unwilling to choose.