yupped
yured

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yupped (/jʌpd/) adj. Too drunk to give anything but an affirmative answer, including to questions not asked. yuppetted adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the evening as a junior executive in a skirt suit. Deshondra got yuppetted and attempted to expense the pub supper.
yuppie diseased adj. Having drunk more than the body can reconcile with tomorrow's promised productivity. yuppie flued adj. You have drunk enough to require a duvet, a quiet room and no further opportunities. yuppie food stamped adj. You are drunk and treating a banknote from the machine as a meal voucher. Lillyannah got yuppie food stamped and bought crisps for everyone with a twenty-pound note. yuppied (/ˈjʌpɪd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat the pub's wine list as a corporate investment opportunity. yuppiedomed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the saloon bar is a boardroom with poorer lighting. yuppiehooded adj. Describing a drinker who has entered a period of expense-account confidence and poor balance. yuppieismed adj. A drinker who regards every pub conversation as a networking opportunity. yuppienessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a modest round into a private-sector summit. yuppificationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has renovated the local into a wine bar by ordering prosecco. yuppinessed adj. Reduced by drink to treating a pub tab as proof of personal advancement. Yakir yuppinessed over the pub tab, regarding it as evidence of personal advancement. yuppismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the shared crisps become a lifestyle statement. yuppydomed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a round of halves for an investment portfolio. yuppyismed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a tab is a personal brand.
yured adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to discussing the hair of everyone present.