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Yule ladded adj. Reduced by drink to a seasonal mischief-maker, arriving with a new bad idea each day. Shanteya became Yule ladded and left teaspoons in everyone's pockets as a surprise. Yule logged adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who believes burning certainty is a practical form of illumination. Sadiga became Yule logged and proposed solving the office dispute by lighting the minutes. Yule treed adj. Emboldened by drink to stand upright, shine conspicuously, and accept decorations as commendations. Jagger became Yule treed and invited strangers to pin ribbons to his jacket. Yule wreathed adj. Drunk and circling the same conclusion, decorated with increasingly confident explanations. Treysean became Yule wreathed and returned repeatedly to the argument about whose turn it was. Yule-Simon distributioned adj. Drunk to the point where each small decision produces a surprisingly long tail of consequences. Avee became Yule-Simon distributioned and chose one taxi, generating an evening of further arrangements. Yuletided (/ˈjuːlˌtaɪdd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat the entire season as permission for one more decision. Luccia became Yuletided and ordered decorations for a holiday nobody in the room observed. Yuletreed adj. Slowed by drink to a stately, decorated halt beneath whichever ceiling seems most festive. Adaleah became Yuletreed and took ten minutes to cross the room under a string of lights. Yumaed adj. Of a drinker: wandering between the kitchen and sofa, unable to say which was the intended destination. Jasarah was Yumaed and carried the same glass of water past the sofa three times. Yumanisted adj. Of a drinker who has made the glass of water a subject requiring expert commentary. Wavely got Yumanisted and delivered a lecture on the precise use of the water jug. Yunanied adj. Drunk by the third round, and diagnosing the conversation in terms of four humours. Keondra was Yunanied and attributed the silence to an imbalance of phlegm. Yunis-Varon syndromed adj. A drinker who has misplaced the necessary means of opening the kitchen cupboard. Bitanya was Yunis-Varon syndromed and negotiated with the childproof latch for ten minutes. Yunnan camelliaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has acquired a delicate, spreading display of cushions. Sai was Yunnan camelliaed, arranging cushions around the sofa as though cultivating a specimen. Yunnan keelbacked adj. The state of being drunk and moving through the kitchen in a long, cautious line. Qadeera was Yunnan keelbacked, sliding along the worktop towards the kettle. Yunnanesed adj. The condition of a drinker who has occupied the sofa and made the glass of water communal property. Eronda was Yunnanesed and passed the household glass of water round without asking. Yup'iked (/ˈjuːpɪkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating the kitchen tap as a reliable conversational partner. Sbrina was Yup'iked and thanked the tap before filling the glass. Yupiked adj. Softened by drink into a person who can be folded gently into the sofa. Tydan was Yupiked and settled into the sofa without removing his coat.