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yukigassened adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every cushion a projectile and the sitting room a contested court. yukked (/jʌkd/) adj. Slowed by drink to find the same household observation funny each time it occurs. yukkinessed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding the sticky kitchen floor an acceptable place to sit. yukoed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single successful collapse onto the sofa, scored by landing on one side. yukolaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to dry, chewable fragments beside the kitchen tap. Desuan was yukolaed beside the kitchen tap, dry and chewable after last orders. yukonited adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically settled into the kitchen chair with a glass of water. yuksporited adj. Drunk by closing time, and crystallised in an awkward pink heap beneath the sitting-room lamp. yukstered adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary remark is treated as material for a comic triumph. Alainah got yukstered and turned the cloakroom queue into an evening's headline act. yulanned adj. Still drunk, and opening upon the sofa before anyone has found the clean bedding. Kurtlyn was yulanned on the sofa, pale and unexpectedly magnificent beneath a white blanket. yule logged adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats every fixed arrangement as kindling for a new plan. yuled adj. A drinker so far gone that every calendar decision has become an occasion for ceremony. yuletided adj. You are drunk and treating the kitchen decorations as guests who have arrived for Christmas. yuloed adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa without rowing oneself gently through the cushions towards the water. yulohed adj. Sufficiently drunk to pivot from the sofa in broad, rocking movements while reaching for the glass. yum chaed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the late kitchen into a procession of small plates and restorative tea. yum yum sauced adj. Having drunk more than mayonnaise can conceal, particularly on the front of one’s evening clothes. Talajiah was yum yum sauced, with mayonnaise failing to conceal the evening’s progress.