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yumberried adj. You have drunk enough to regard preserved fruit as medical equipment and the sofa as a clinic. yumied adj. You are drunk and holding the wooden spoon as though the kitchen requires a bow and an arrow. yumitori-shikied adj. Of a drinker: concluding the day with an elaborate flourish of the glass before accepting the sofa. yummied (/ˈjʌm.id/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising the barmaid as a trophy wife and yourself as her natural companion. Breeleigh was yummied, introducing the barmaid as his destined companion while her actual companion fetched the bill. yumminessed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the comforting contents of the fridge for evidence of personal excellence. Wyndie was yumminessed on the sofa, praising the leftover pasta between sips of water. yummy mummied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every attractive mother in the pub seem personally available. yumojied adj. Drunk, with the result that clothing is treated chiefly as something absorbent for the bath. Gillean went yumojied and appeared from the bathroom wrapped in the hand towel. yumpied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a young professional discuss mortgages with the landlord. yunaconitined adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding an unfamiliar bitter as a medicinal compound. yunced adj. Drunk on the strength of worldly advice acquired before the second packet of crisps. yunganned adj. Drunk since last orders, and floating towards the bar with the solemn bulk of a sea cow. yunluoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and striking every available surface as though summoning the room to attention. yunnanosaurided adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving with the patient persistence of an ancient reptile. yunnanozoaned adj. Still drunk, and resembling something recovered from the earliest, less organised part of the evening. yuoried adj. A drinker who has confidently identified every pale object as tusk and corrected the labels. yuponned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can carry, and relying on holly, habit, and a borrowed coat. Burtis was yuponned, trusting holly, habit, and a borrowed coat to complete the journey.