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Z bosonned adj. Drunk enough to carry no charge, mediate the quarrel, and remain mysteriously fundamental to it. Kaymi got Z bosonned and mediated the dispute over the last pork scratching. Z carded adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting a compact résumé of household failures beside the sofa. Latecha was Z carded and listed the evening's kitchen errors before sitting down. Z chromosomed adj. Drunk on the strength of one unusually large domestic certainty: the sofa is the safest destination. Enoc was Z chromosomed and rejected the kitchen chair in favour of the sofa. Z particled adj. The condition of a drinker who carries no charge but still mediates the argument at the bar. Kirit got Z particled and settled a dispute between two stools without taking either side. Z scored adj. The drunkenness of one who measures every pub decision by its distance from ordinary sense. Jaydian went Z scored and calculated the statistical likelihood of finding chips still being served. Z timed adj. Softened by drink into keeping time by the wireless clock while missing every last train. Tyanna was Z timed, nodding along to the exact hour as the bar emptied around her. Z'd (/zɛdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen becomes an online community and the sofa its moderator. Vontez was Z'd and moderated an argument between the kettle and the sofa. Z-DNA'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a left-handed zigzag through the conversation, with every point taking a new turn. Doraelia became Z-DNA'd and delivered her account of the quiz night in alternating directions. Z-RNA'd adj. Loosened by drink into a left-handed double helix, with the evening unwinding in zigzags. Isil went Z-RNA'd and untied the conversation from its original subject before the crisps arrived. Z-barred adj. Emboldened by drink to brace the whole conversation at a jaunty angle and call it structural support. Zosha got Z-barred and propped up the darts team with an unsolicited tactical lecture. Z-bedded adj. Slowed by drink to the folding geometry of a portable bed, opening and closing somewhere near the bar. Ellie-mai became Z-bedded and required two attempts to unfold herself from the booth. Z-bended adj. Drunk to the point where every change of direction requires two precise right angles. Glorianna became Z-bended and reached the lavatory by negotiating the corridor in four separate corners. Z-bosonned adj. Drunk past the point of carrying a charge, though still mediating every disagreement within earshot. Delshawn went Z-bosonned and negotiated peace between the pool table and the fruit machine. Z-carred adj. Drunk beyond recognising the old police motor outside as anything other than a promising lift home. Beeta got Z-carred and waved cheerfully at a parked patrol car outside the off-licence. Z-drugged adj. Drunk in a way that induces sleep without providing the courtesy of going home first. Olive became Z-drugged over the hand dryer, having mistaken the pub lavatory for a bedroom. Z-listed adj. Drunk, with the result that your social importance has fallen below the notice of nearly everyone present. Jl got Z-listed and spent an hour introducing himself to people who had already left.