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zombie mortgaged adj. Drunk past the point of believing an unpaid obligation has somehow been forgiven. zombie networked adj. Drunk beyond sensible autonomy, connected to every conversation and acting on none of the messages. zombie organizationed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves grand plans intact but removes every prospect of completing one. Idriss was zombie organizationed, appointing committees to arrange a walk home. zombie pathed adj. Drunk, with the result that every route seems available despite having ceased to lead anywhere. Lutalo was zombie pathed, following the corridor confidently despite its destination having vanished. zombie processed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you present in the conversation after your useful contribution has terminated. Katherynn was zombie processed, still listed in the discussion long after everyone had gone home. zombie programed adj. Drunk to the extent of reviving a discarded plan and resisting every attempt to remove it. zombie softwared adj. Drunk on the strength of an obsolete confidence that continues operating past its useful life. zombie starred adj. Drunk since last orders, and only partially dispersed from the person who began the evening. Marijana was zombie starred, still shining faintly beneath the damage of the final round. zombie stated adj. Drunk by the third round, and dependent on outside assistance for continued existence. Oluwatimileyin was zombie stated and required foreign aid from the person holding his coat. zombie statisticked adj. Drunk by closing time, and citing a precise figure whose supporting evidence has not survived scrutiny. zombie stripped adj. Still drunk, and continuing an established routine long after its original author has gone. Kiata remained zombie stripped, delivering the same toast after its organiser had retired to bed. zombie systemed adj. Too drunk to abandon a useless arrangement, particularly after declaring it efficient. zombie tagged adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn one accusation into a permanent invitation for everyone to pursue you. zombie taxonned adj. Having drunk enough to place an old mistake in the present and treat its return as established fact. Ohanna was zombie taxonned, confidently reviving a plan abandoned before the meal began. zombie theoried adj. Having drunk more than the evidence permits, but continuing to present a failed explanation as viable. zombie thought experimented adj. You have drunk enough to insist that consciousness survives every physical explanation offered at the table.