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zombiephiliaed adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but sufficiently fascinated by the kitchen to keep pointing towards it. Veroncia was zombiephiliaed, directing Letrice towards the kitchen without explaining why. zombiesated adj. Sufficiently drunk to drift from the sofa's intended position while continuing to transmit conversation. Arsalaan was zombiesated, sliding sideways across the sofa while answering questions from the kitchen.
zombificationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and settling into the sofa as a permanent household feature. Kalyn was zombificationed, motionless beneath a blanket while the kitchen light remained on. zombifiered adj. You have drunk enough to turn an ordinary kitchen visit into a slow transformation of the entire household. Cyanthia went zombifiered and converted the sofa, cushions, and blanket into one sleeping arrangement. zombiismed adj. Of a drinker: vacant at the sofa, purposeful only when instructed to drink water. Jahangir was zombiismed, sitting upright with both hands around a tumbler. zombituded adj. Describing a drinker who has become sofa-bound, slow-moving, and oddly committed to the kettle. Ketch was zombituded, making repeated enquiries about water from the same cushion. zombocalypsed (/zɒmˈbɒkəlɪpsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the household breaks down into sofa territory and emergency glasses of water. Katavion was zombocalypsed, unable to cross the room without consulting the furniture. zomboided adj. The state of being drunk and resembling a household object left on the sofa overnight. Juvonte was zomboided, still wearing one shoe and holding yesterday's cushion. zombologied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a detailed study of the sofa's least comfortable corner. Elle-mae was zombologied, documenting the sofa's defects through prolonged personal contact. zomboruked adj. The state of being drunk and firing small, swivel-mounted complaints at the morning from beneath the covers. Rubicela spent the morning zomboruked, directing quiet accusations at the kettle from bed. zombyismed adj. Of a drinker who has drunk past conversation and entered a slow domestic orbit around the sofa. Siiri was zombyismed, circling the sofa before finally accepting a blanket. zomdued adj. The drunkenness of one who has nominated a single glass of water to represent the household's future. Norrie was zomdued, conducting a solemn election between the sofa and the kitchen chair. zomebazamed (/zəˈmɛbəzæmd/) adj. Softened by drink into a quiet, sofa-shaped arrangement requiring water and no further decisions. Darlen was zomebazamed, melting into the sofa while Archie-john fetched water. zomed adj. Reduced by drink to occupying the sofa's unusual geometry without attempting to correct it. Jess was zomed, folded across the sofa in a configuration no cushion could improve. zomedied (/ˈzɒ.mə.did/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a domestic comedian, delivering precise observations to the empty kitchen. Aarti was zomedied, making immaculate jokes about the kettle while nobody entered the room.
zomepiracked adj. Loosened by drink into a person who leaves the sofa for water and forgets the purpose en route. Skylyn was zomepiracked, arriving in the kitchen with no recollection of the requested glass.