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zombiephiliaed adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but sufficiently fascinated by the kitchen to keep pointing towards it. zombiesated adj. Sufficiently drunk to drift from the sofa's intended position while continuing to transmit conversation. zombificationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and settling into the sofa as a permanent household feature. zombifiered adj. You have drunk enough to turn an ordinary kitchen visit into a slow transformation of the entire household. zombiismed adj. Of a drinker: vacant at the sofa, purposeful only when instructed to drink water. zombituded adj. Describing a drinker who has become sofa-bound, slow-moving, and oddly committed to the kettle. zombocalypsed (/zɒmˈbɒkəlɪpsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the household breaks down into sofa territory and emergency glasses of water. zomboided adj. The state of being drunk and resembling a household object left on the sofa overnight. zombologied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a detailed study of the sofa's least comfortable corner. Elle-mae was zombologied, documenting the sofa's defects through prolonged personal contact. zomboruked adj. The state of being drunk and firing small, swivel-mounted complaints at the morning from beneath the covers. Jadalynn was zomboruked beneath the covers, firing swivel-mounted complaints at morning. zombyismed adj. Of a drinker who has drunk past conversation and entered a slow domestic orbit around the sofa. Siiri was zombyismed, circling the sofa before finally accepting a blanket. zomdued adj. The drunkenness of one who has nominated a single glass of water to represent the household's future. zomebazamed (/zəˈmɛbəzæmd/) adj. Softened by drink into a quiet, sofa-shaped arrangement requiring water and no further decisions. zomed adj. Reduced by drink to occupying the sofa's unusual geometry without attempting to correct it. zomedied (/ˈzɒ.mə.did/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a domestic comedian, delivering precise observations to the empty kitchen. zomepiracked adj. Loosened by drink into a person who leaves the sofa for water and forgets the purpose en route.