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zooblasted adj. Drunk on the strength of a single animal cell, with the structural integrity of one. zoocarped adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding under your own power in small, mobile bursts. zoocecidiumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying a localised swelling wherever the furniture has recently met you. zoocenosed adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though every animal in the room were one coordinated community. Adeline became zoocenosed and attempted to guide the entire pub towards the exit. zoocenosised adj. Still drunk, and carrying the whole menagerie of your remaining impulses into a single, poorly governed body. zoocentrismed adj. Too drunk to give human considerations priority over the needs of whatever animal is nearest. zoochemicaled adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the chemical composition of your body as an animal-derived matter of public interest. zoochemied adj. Having drunk more than the body can describe chemically, and attempting the description regardless. zoochemistried adj. Having drunk enough to conduct animal chemistry with the hands, the tongue and no reliable apparatus. zoochlorellaed adj. You have drunk enough to establish a small, green symbiosis with whatever aquatic environment you have fallen into. Sophiana was zoochlorellaed after leaning into the ornamental pond and refusing to leave its ecosystem. zoochored adj. You are drunk and dispersing yourself, and anything carried in your pockets, by animal assistance. zoochoried (/ˈzəʊəˌkɔːɹid/) adj. Of a drinker: scattered through the premises by the movements of nearby animals. Jadha became zoochoried when the terrier dragged his hat from the bar to the kitchen. zoochosised adj. Of a drinker who has spent too long indoors, repeating the same abnormal movement until someone intervenes. Darquisha was zoochosised and paced between the toilets and the fruit machine all evening. zoochromed adj. Describing a drinker who has become visibly pigmented by the evening's colours and cannot match them to speech. zoocided adj. A drinker who systematically removes every animal from the conversation, then forgets why. Qian became zoocided and objected to the pub's pictures of horses one by one. zoocloninged adj. A drinker so far gone that each failed attempt at walking produces an exact duplicate of the same failure. Starbuck was zoocloninged, repeating the same sideways step at every landing.