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zoocultured adj. The state of being drunk and cultivating an entire population of small personal habits in public. zoocurrented adj. The condition of a drinker who drifts through a room in a narrow, uninterruptible streak. zoocysted adj. The drunkenness of one who has enclosed the body in several protective layers and still cannot manage the stairs. zoocytiumed adj. Reduced by drink to a common support from which several limbs extend, none independently useful. zoodendriumed adj. You have drunk enough to become a branching support for coats, blankets, and household conversation. zoodetritused adj. Softened by drink into the animal remnants gathered beneath tables, chairs and other low places. zoodled adj. Sharpened by drink into thin, wavering strips of personhood, best served with a fork. zoodynamicsed adj. Loosened by drink into a practical study of vital animal powers, chiefly the power to remain upright. Geddes became zoodynamicsed and tested his vital powers against the banister. zooeaed (/zoʊˈi.əd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary locomotion, advancing with rudimentary limbs and considerable external decoration. zooeciumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every coat pocket as a separate compartment for unfinished drinks. zooecologied adj. Having drunk enough to study the pub's inhabitants and their habitats before choosing a route home. zooed (/zuːd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding the room as an enclosure with visitors. zooerastiaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake an animal's patient companionship for an invitation to continue the conversation. zooerastied adj. You have drunk enough to offer the neighbour's cat a place on the last bus. Leighla was zooerastied and spent ten minutes explaining the bus timetable to a cat. zooerythrined adj. You are drunk and flushed conspicuously red, particularly when last orders are announced. zooerythrinned adj. Of a drinker: red about the face and bright among the feathers, but no longer reliable about departure.