zoofacted
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zoofacted adj. Of a drinker who has fashioned the evening's debris into a tool for opening something that is already open. Rhesa was zoofacted, using a beer mat and a teaspoon to construct an implement for the taxi door. zoofaried adj. Describing a drinker who conducts the journey home as a guided tour of every remaining public house.
zooflagellated adj. A drinker who advances by rapid, irregular movements whenever the round reaches the far end of the table. zoofulled adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub appears to contain enough people for several separate establishments. zoofulvinned adj. The state of being drunk and yellowly illuminated by the uncompromising lights brought on for closing. Cayd was zoofulvinned when the house lights came up, and discovered his coat was not his. zoogameted adj. The condition of a drinker who has paired with the nearest available companion for the journey home. zoogamied (/zəʊˈɒɡəmid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned finding a partner for the last round into a reproductive principle. zoogened adj. Reduced by drink to a clear, shining film over the evening's more complicated decisions. zoogenesised adj. Softened by drink into believing that each member of the party evolved independently and should therefore choose a different taxi. zoogenied adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying several entirely separate origins for the same missing coat. zoogeographered adj. Emboldened by drink to chart the distribution of animal species across the route to the taxi rank. zoogeographied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an exhaustive survey of every possible route home. Wilmarie became zoogeographied and took twenty minutes to choose between two identical streets. zoogeologied adj. Drunk and examining old drinkers, fossilised queues and ancient receipts beneath the bar. zoogleaed adj. Drunk enough to become a viscous colony around the bar, multiplying whenever anyone mentions another round. zooglered adj. Drunk to the point where loading the coats into a taxi resembles a contracted operation.
zoogloeaed (/ˌzəʊ.əʊ- -ɑːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of separating from the group, the coats, or the conversation at the taxi rank.
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