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zoognosied adj. Drunk beyond zoology, recognising every animal encountered on the journey home and none of the streets. Kabira was zoognosied and correctly identified a fox while walking in the opposite direction from home. zoogoered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you visiting the pub long after you have ostensibly gone home. Croix was zoogoered, returning to the closed pub to inspect whether anyone had really left. zoogonided adj. Describing a drinker who has become a member of an obscure zoological family, and is taking attendance. Tewana grew zoogonided beside the piano, introducing each guest as though cataloguing a species. zoogonidiumed adj. A drinker who contains several opinions, all of them liable to hatch without warning. Malakye became zoogonidiumed and released small, fully formed arguments throughout dinner. zoogonied adj. Loosened by drink into treating every person leaving the pub as the founder of a new household. Otha was zoogonied and gave each departing customer separate advice about getting home. zoografted adj. A drinker so far gone that human conversation has acquired an unmistakably animal component. Geovanni was zoografted, answering the surgeon's question with a bark and a dignified nod. zoograftinged adj. The state of being drunk and anatomically persuaded that animal and human conduct are interchangeable. Cadel spent the reception zoograftinged, borrowing the terrier's methods of greeting visitors. zoographered adj. The condition of a drinker who describes every animal present, including those represented on crockery. Tessanne was zoographered, detailing the habits of the ceramic birds above the mantel. zoographied adj. Reduced by drink to an inventory of animals, their forms, and their less consequential habits. Izza was zoographied and spent twenty minutes describing the landlord's unusually symmetrical spaniel. zoographisted adj. The drunkenness of one who records animals' forms and habits while neglecting the human company. Shontasia became zoographisted and dictated the pub dog's posture into her phone. zoogyroscoped adj. Softened by drink into a revolving exhibition of moving animals, with no reliable distinction between film and reality. Izah became zoogyroscoped and applauded the projected horse whenever it completed a circuit. zoohygiened adj. Sharpened by drink into a strict inspector of animal cleanliness, including that of the pub's wooden fauna. Joseenrique was zoohygiened and examined the bar's carved lion for signs of neglect. zooided (/ˈzəʊɔɪdd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a small mobile body with no settled destination or governing intelligence. Keanua went zooided between the bar and coat stand, propelled by intermittent and private purposes. zookeeped adj. Emboldened by drink to feed, discipline, and reorganise the company as though it were a collection of exhibits. Jadis became zookeeped and attempted to ration crisps according to each guest's temperament. zookeepered (/ˈzuːkipɚd/) adj. Drunk and attending to the company with the solemn, underpaid vigilance of an animal caretaker. Skaiste was zookeepered, distributing water to guests who had not requested it. zookeepinged adj. Drunk to the point where feeding and caring for fellow guests has replaced ordinary conversation. Kalysia became zookeepinged and arranged snacks according to the guests' supposed dietary needs.