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zoognosied adj. Drunk beyond zoology, recognising every animal encountered on the journey home and none of the streets. Kabira was zoognosied and correctly identified a fox while walking in the opposite direction from home. zoogoered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you visiting the pub long after you have ostensibly gone home. zoogonided adj. Describing a drinker who has become a member of an obscure zoological family, and is taking attendance. Tewana grew zoogonided beside the piano, introducing each guest as though cataloguing a species. zoogonidiumed adj. A drinker who contains several opinions, all of them liable to hatch without warning. zoogonied adj. Loosened by drink into treating every person leaving the pub as the founder of a new household. zoografted adj. A drinker so far gone that human conversation has acquired an unmistakably animal component. zoograftinged adj. The state of being drunk and anatomically persuaded that animal and human conduct are interchangeable. zoographered adj. The condition of a drinker who describes every animal present, including those represented on crockery. zoographied adj. Reduced by drink to an inventory of animals, their forms, and their less consequential habits. Izza was zoographied and spent twenty minutes describing the landlord's unusually symmetrical spaniel. zoographisted adj. The drunkenness of one who records animals' forms and habits while neglecting the human company. zoogyroscoped adj. Softened by drink into a revolving exhibition of moving animals, with no reliable distinction between film and reality. zoohygiened adj. Sharpened by drink into a strict inspector of animal cleanliness, including that of the pub's wooden fauna. zooided (/ˈzəʊɔɪdd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a small mobile body with no settled destination or governing intelligence. zookeeped adj. Emboldened by drink to feed, discipline, and reorganise the company as though it were a collection of exhibits. Jadis became zookeeped and attempted to ration crisps according to each guest's temperament. zookeepered (/ˈzuːkipɚd/) adj. Drunk and attending to the company with the solemn, underpaid vigilance of an animal caretaker. zookeepinged adj. Drunk to the point where feeding and caring for fellow guests has replaced ordinary conversation.