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zoolagniaed adj. Drunk enough to develop an academically alarming admiration for the animals, real or decorative, in attendance. Temikia became zoolagniaed and complimented the pub's stuffed fox with uncomfortable sincerity. zoolatered adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary affection and inclined to offer animals the reverence due to minor deities. Trentity was zoolatered and bowed whenever the landlord's dog entered the room. zoolatriaed adj. Drunk beyond secular restraint, with animals promoted to objects of private devotion. Annalesia became zoolatriaed and lit a candle beside the household rabbit's photograph. zoolatried (/zəʊˈɒlətɹid/) adj. Drunk in a way that converts every nearby animal into an object of worship and every objection into heresy. Ray grew zoolatried and defended the cat's silence as a form of revealed wisdom. zoolingualismed adj. Drunk, with the result that conversation with animals appears both possible and administratively urgent. Chibuzo became zoolingualismed and held a lengthy conference with two indifferent pigeons. zoolited adj. Drunk to a degree that one has become a fossilised animal, still nominally present for social purposes. Beya was zoolited on the sofa, preserved in one posture since the second round. zoolithed adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling an ancient fossil, particularly in one's refusal to change position. Yacouba was zoolithed beneath the coat rack, an immovable relic of the earlier festivities. zoologered adj. Drunk on the strength of a few observed creatures, and prepared to infer an entire science from them. Ansley became zoologered after noticing one pigeon and delivered a classification of the species. zoological gardened (/ˌzəʊəˈlɒdʒɪkəl ˈɡɑːdənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging the remaining company into enclosures according to temperament. Ella-jean was zoological gardened, separating the noisy guests from those requiring quieter observation. zoological named adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning every animal present a formal scientific designation. Lucyle was zoological named, giving the pub dog a Latin title of considerable length. zoological parked adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying the company in orderly habitats for purposes no one has authorised. Babs was zoological parked, positioning guests around the lounge as though opening an exhibition. zoologied (/zəʊˈɒlədʒid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing, the morning after, precisely how every creature moves and settles. Bercem emerged zoologied and identified three distinct bird behaviours from the kitchen window. zoologisted (/zəʊˈɒləd͡ʒɪstd/) adj. Softened by drink into measuring the morning's animal shapes by the way they lie in bed. Marie-pierre woke zoologisted, comparing the cat's proportions with the length of the sofa. zoom bagged adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the morning walk as an airborne manoeuvre, despite wearing ordinary clothes. Sheree went zoom bagged to the chemist, arms out whenever the pavement sloped. zoom blurred adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the room trails gently whenever you turn your head. Thomesha was zoom blurred by breakfast, leaving the toaster several seconds behind. zoom boxed adj. Drunk and repeatedly enlarging and restoring the same view, unable to settle on a useful size. Amaylee woke zoom boxed and altered the phone display until the weather occupied the whole screen.