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zoolagniaed adj. Drunk enough to develop an academically alarming admiration for the animals, real or decorative, in attendance. zoolatered adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary affection and inclined to offer animals the reverence due to minor deities. zoolatriaed adj. Drunk beyond secular restraint, with animals promoted to objects of private devotion. zoolatried (/zəʊˈɒlətɹid/) adj. Drunk in a way that converts every nearby animal into an object of worship and every objection into heresy. zoolingualismed adj. Drunk, with the result that conversation with animals appears both possible and administratively urgent. zoolited adj. Drunk to a degree that one has become a fossilised animal, still nominally present for social purposes. zoolithed adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling an ancient fossil, particularly in one's refusal to change position. zoologered adj. Drunk on the strength of a few observed creatures, and prepared to infer an entire science from them. zoological gardened (/ˌzəʊəˈlɒdʒɪkəl ˈɡɑːdənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging the remaining company into enclosures according to temperament. zoological named adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning every animal present a formal scientific designation. zoological parked adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying the company in orderly habitats for purposes no one has authorised. zoologied (/zəʊˈɒlədʒid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing, the morning after, precisely how every creature moves and settles. zoologisted (/zəʊˈɒləd͡ʒɪstd/) adj. Softened by drink into measuring the morning's animal shapes by the way they lie in bed. zoom bagged adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the morning walk as an airborne manoeuvre, despite wearing ordinary clothes. Sheree went zoom bagged to the chemist, arms out whenever the pavement sloped. zoom blurred adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the room trails gently whenever you turn your head. zoom boxed adj. Drunk and repeatedly enlarging and restoring the same view, unable to settle on a useful size.