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zoom climbed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning gains altitude only by abandoning all forward progress. zoom lensed (/zu(ː)m lɛnzd/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping one focal length, changing conversational distance without warning. zoom-climbed adj. Drunk enough to exchange forward motion for height, especially when attempting to stand from the sofa. zoomabilitied adj. Drunk beyond useful scale, making every small morning detail appear enlargable and worth inspecting. Westleigh woke zoomabilitied and examined the tea stain as though it were a landscape. zoomachied adj. Drunk in a way that turns minor household disagreements into contests between opposing animals. Iga became zoomachied over the toast, meeting every objection with a kettle's hostile stare. zoomagnetismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing animal seems drawn towards you and your unfinished breakfast. zoomancied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the next animal encountered appear to forecast the day. zoomaniaed adj. Drunk to the extent of offering the household pets a formal account of last night's events. zoomassed adj. Drunk on the strength of the total weight beside you, using the sleeping dog as a morning calculation. Siosaia woke zoomassed, estimating the dog's mass before attempting to leave the sofa. zoomastigoted adj. Drunk since last orders, and propelled through the morning by a single persistent internal flagellum. Ruthi arrived zoomastigoted, advancing in short determined bursts towards the coffee. zoombaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and dressed for flight when the morning plainly requires a coat. zoomburbed adj. Drunk by closing time, and expanding across the morning with the rapid, poorly planned spread of a suburb. zoomed (/zuːmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into making a faint humming noise whenever attempting the stairs. zoomeiospored adj. Still drunk, and dividing into a smaller, simpler version of yourself whenever questioned about the evening. Linus woke zoomeiospored, offering only a single brief account of the party. zoomelaninned adj. Too drunk to distinguish black feathers from the darker parts of the morning outside. zoomer permed adj. You have drunk enough to retain a large, unruly summit of hair while the rest of the morning recedes.