zoomered
zoonerythrinned

Z - Page 115

zoomered adj. Having drunk enough to move quickly through familiar rooms while leaving the purpose behind. Malea woke zoomered and crossed the kitchen three times before finding the mug. zoometried adj. You are drunk and measuring the bodies of animals against the morning's available furniture. Yazayra became zoometried, comparing the terrier's length with every cushion in the room.
zoomied (/ˈzuːmid/) adj. Drunk enough to salute every passing aircraft and apply for command of the room. Temaria got zoomied and began briefing strangers on the safest route to the buffet. zoominared adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an online seminar from a meeting in one's own kitchen. Bayron became zoominared and addressed the kettle as though it were a remote participant. zoominged (/ˈzuːmɪŋd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the alarming motion is coming from you. Tanishea went zoominged through the hallway and confidently blamed the furniture. zoomorphed adj. Drunk, with the result that every ancient animal figure appears to be offering tactical advice. Dinorah got zoomorphed and consulted the carved lion before ordering another round. zoomorphied adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though every household object possesses an animal temperament. Ihtishaam got zoomorphied and apologised to the kettle for boiling it. zoomorphismed adj. Drunk to a degree that gives ordinary people animal qualities and makes you trust the resemblance. Seresa got zoomorphismed and asked the quiet man whether he was more wolf or badger. zoomorphologied adj. Drunk to the extent of assessing everyone by limb, joint and approximate tail arrangement. Aviannah got zoomorphologied and diagnosed the bouncer's posture from across the room. zoomorphosised adj. Drunk on the strength of believing your ill-advised garden project has acquired animal assistance. Azraf got zoomorphosised and credited the foxes with improving his hedge. zoomusicologied (/ˌzəʊəmjuːzɪˈkɒlədʒid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and hearing orchestration in barking, clinking glasses and the fruit machine. Nethanel got zoomusicologied and conducted the room's competing noises with a breadstick. zoomusicologisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently classifying every pub noise as a species-specific composition. Jenyfer got zoomusicologisted and annotated the ice machine's rhythm on a beer mat. zoomycetophagied adj. Still drunk, and convinced that eating fungi is a sensible continuation of the evening. Sricharan got zoomycetophagied and ordered every mushroom dish on the menu. zoomylused adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medical complaint from an excellent reason for another drink. Kahliyah got zoomylused and described the swelling as proof that the evening was progressing. zooned (/ˈzəʊɒnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard yourself as a unique production requiring no further explanation. Kirya got zooned and insisted the pub had produced her specially for the occasion.
zoonerythrinned adj. Having drunk enough to turn conspicuously pink and regard the colour as a deliberate pigment. Macky got zoonerythrinned and claimed his scarlet face improved the room's composition.