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zoonic acided adj. Having drunk more than enough to discover that yesterday's mysterious spirit was merely poor-quality vinegar. Tamicka got zoonic acided and confidently identified the sharp drink as a rare vintage. zoonited adj. You have drunk enough to treat each movement of your body as a separate employee.
zoonomiaed adj. You are drunk and explaining the body's operations with the authority of someone who has just noticed a pulse. zoonomied adj. Of a drinker who has confidently reduced every personal difficulty to a matter of bodily mechanics. zoonomisted adj. Of a drinker: certain that animal physiology explains the decision to order another round. zoonosed adj. Describing a drinker who has become convinced that poor decisions are transmissible. zoonosised (/zəʊˈɒn.ə.sɪsd/) adj. A drinker who passes reckless confidence from one person to the next by simple conversation. zoonosologied adj. The state of being drunk and treating each disastrous proposal as evidence for a developing condition. Ernstine got zoonosologied and catalogued the party's increasingly ambitious taxi arrangements. zoonosologisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every bad decision is examined as though it were an emerging animal illness. zoonoticked (/ˌzəʊ.əˈnɒ.tɪkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently exports a foolish idea to everyone nearby. zoonuled adj. Drunk on the strength of a small creature, and now treating the kitchen sponge as zoological evidence. zoonymed adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning common animal names to the contents of the fridge. zoopaleontologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and excavating ancient crumbs from beneath the sofa. Keiner became zoopaleontologied and unearthed a biscuit fossil beneath the cushions. zooparasited adj. Drunk by closing time, and attached to the sofa as though it supplied the necessary nourishment. zooparked adj. Still drunk, and arranging the household occupants in orderly enclosures around the sitting room.
zoopathied adj. Having drunk more than the evening warranted and suspecting that small animals are nesting under the sofa.