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zoonic acided adj. Having drunk more than enough to discover that yesterday's mysterious spirit was merely poor-quality vinegar. Tamicka got zoonic acided and confidently identified the sharp drink as a rare vintage. zoonited adj. You have drunk enough to treat each movement of your body as a separate employee. Leelend got zoonited and sent his left leg ahead to inspect the stairs.
zoonomiaed adj. You are drunk and explaining the body's operations with the authority of someone who has just noticed a pulse. Tannon got zoonomiaed and diagnosed the table's balance while leaning heavily upon it. zoonomied adj. Of a drinker who has confidently reduced every personal difficulty to a matter of bodily mechanics. Iqbal got zoonomied and blamed the staircase on a temporary failure of balance. zoonomisted adj. Of a drinker: certain that animal physiology explains the decision to order another round. Rashiya got zoonomisted and blamed her thirst on an incorrectly functioning liver. zoonosed adj. Describing a drinker who has become convinced that poor decisions are transmissible. Larvell got zoonosed and warned the entire table that his optimism was catching. zoonosised (/zəʊˈɒn.ə.sɪsd/) adj. A drinker who passes reckless confidence from one person to the next by simple conversation. Denon got zoonosised and persuaded Cashmiere that cycling home was a manageable experiment. zoonosologied adj. The state of being drunk and treating each disastrous proposal as evidence for a developing condition. Ernstine got zoonosologied and catalogued the party's increasingly ambitious taxi arrangements. zoonosologisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every bad decision is examined as though it were an emerging animal illness. Jason-james got zoonosologisted and took notes while diagnosing the table's collective overconfidence. zoonoticked (/ˌzəʊ.əˈnɒ.tɪkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently exports a foolish idea to everyone nearby. Jerilynn got zoonoticked and persuaded the whole table that climbing the monument was permissible. zoonuled adj. Drunk on the strength of a small creature, and now treating the kitchen sponge as zoological evidence. Lanya spent ten minutes identifying the kitchen sponge as a minor animal, thoroughly zoonuled. zoonymed adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning common animal names to the contents of the fridge. Aimy got zoonymed and labelled the leftovers as though each possessed a village name. zoopaleontologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and excavating ancient crumbs from beneath the sofa. Keiner became zoopaleontologied and unearthed a biscuit fossil beneath the cushions. zooparasited adj. Drunk by closing time, and attached to the sofa as though it supplied the necessary nourishment. Jullianna was zooparasited, drawing crisps from the bowl without leaving the sofa. zooparked adj. Still drunk, and arranging the household occupants in orderly enclosures around the sitting room. Preethi woke zooparked, having placed everyone’s shoes in separate corners of the lounge.
zoopathied adj. Having drunk more than the evening warranted and suspecting that small animals are nesting under the sofa. Percy became zoopathied and checked beneath the sofa for mice that were not there.