zoopathogened
zoophilied

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zoopathogened adj. Too drunk to distinguish a contagious household object from an ordinary glass of water. zoopathologied (/ˌzəʊəpəˈθɒlədʒid/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat the domestic aftermath as veterinary evidence requiring careful observation.
zoopathologisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to diagnose every limp, cough and missing sock in the household. Habon became zoopathologisted and examined the dog’s refusal to move from the rug. zooperied adj. You have drunk enough to conduct household experiments on the cat’s response to a softly opened cupboard. zoophagaed adj. You are drunk and regarding every unattended snack as part of a larger carnivorous household. zoophaganned adj. Of a drinker: carnivorous enough to mistake the kitchen’s decorative bird for supper. zoophaged adj. Of a drinker who has begun consuming animal matter and eyeing the dog’s dinner. zoophagiaed adj. Describing a drinker who regards living creatures as an acceptable extension of the supper. zoophagied adj. A drinker so far gone that the pet-food cupboard appears to contain the evening’s proper provisions. zoophagisted adj. A drinker who has developed a professional interest in whatever the household animals are eating. zoopharmacied adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the kitchen cupboard into a veterinary dispensary. zoopharmacognosied adj. You are drunk and selecting household remedies by instinct, beginning with water and ending with toast. zoopharmacologied adj. The state of being drunk and observing which household plants the animals select for medicinal purposes. Lynora became zoopharmacologied and watched the cat nibble basil with scientific concentration. zoophiled (/ˈzəʊ.ə.faɪld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become excessively affectionate towards every animal depicted on the crockery. zoophiliaed (/ˈzəʊ.əfɪliəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating the household animals as the most compelling company available. Eshaa became zoophiliaed and invited the cat to share the last glass of water.
zoophilied adj. Emboldened by drink to enlist the household animals in pollinating the kitchen herbs.