zoophilismed
zoophytologied

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zoophilismed adj. Softened by drink into offering every animal in the house the better cushion and the warmer blanket. Nikolaas grew zoophilismed and surrendered the sofa’s best corner to the spaniel. zoophilisted adj. Sharpened by drink into an advocate for animals, particularly those currently occupying the sofa.
zoophilited adj. Loosened by drink into fondling the household animals and confiding in them about the evening. zoophited adj. Describing a drinker who has become still, decorative and unexpectedly damp at the edge of the snug. zoophobed adj. Slowed by drink to avoiding every animal in the house, including those printed on the tea towels. zoophobiaed adj. Having drunk enough to fear every dog in the pub, including the painted one above the bar. Makyleigh zoophobiaed at the painted dog above the bar and demanded a safer seat. zoophoroused adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake the frieze for a row of locals waiting their turn at the bar. zoophorused (/zəʊˈɒf.əɹ.əsd/) adj. You have drunk enough to give the pub’s carved animals names and consult them about the evening. zoophysicsed adj. You are drunk and comparing the landlord’s posture with that of several animals. Naquana was zoophysicsed and diagnosed the barman’s shoulders as unusually equine. zoophysiologied adj. Of a drinker who has begun assigning bodily functions to the pub’s animals. Cecilia was zoophysiologied and wondered aloud whether the cat had a working spleen. zoophysiologisted adj. Of a drinker: inclined to explain how every pub animal is coping with the heat. Esean became zoophysiologisted, explaining the pub dog’s thermoregulation while it ate a pork scratching. zoophyted (/ˈzəʊəfaɪtd/) adj. A drinker who has settled into the furniture and now appears to be growing there. zoophytographered adj. A drinker so far gone that every pub creature receives a careful written description. zoophytographied adj. The state of being drunk and describing small, improbable animals at considerable length. zoophytolithed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a fossilised pub specimen before last orders.
zoophytologied adj. Reduced by drink to classifying every soft-bodied creature encountered near the fruit machine.