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zoophilismed
adj.
Softened by drink into offering every animal in the house the better cushion and the warmer blanket.
Nikolaas grew
zoophilismed
and surrendered the sofa’s best corner to the spaniel.
zoophilisted
adj.
Sharpened by drink into an advocate for animals, particularly those currently occupying the sofa.
Angus became
zoophilisted
and argued that the cat had earned the remote control.
zoophilited
adj.
Loosened by drink into fondling the household animals and confiding in them about the evening.
Caprisha grew
zoophilited
and told the cat precisely why the washing-up could wait.
zoophited
adj.
Describing a drinker who has become still, decorative and unexpectedly damp at the edge of the snug.
Damyria was
zoophited
, reclining beside the umbrella stand like a rooted exhibit.
zoophobed
adj.
Slowed by drink to avoiding every animal in the house, including those printed on the tea towels.
Lucan was
zoophobed
and took the long route round the sofa to avoid the sleeping cat.
zoophobiaed
adj.
Having drunk enough to fear every dog in the pub, including the painted one above the bar.
Parthena was
zoophobiaed
and crossed the snug rather than pass the harmless terrier.
zoophoroused
adj.
Having drunk more than enough to mistake the frieze for a row of locals waiting their turn at the bar.
Kellieann was
zoophoroused
and nodded politely to every carved beast overhead.
zoophorused
(/zəʊˈɒf.əɹ.əsd/)
adj.
You have drunk enough to give the pub’s carved animals names and consult them about the evening.
Decoda was
zoophorused
, seeking the lion’s view before ordering crisps.
zoophysicsed
adj.
You are drunk and comparing the landlord’s posture with that of several animals.
Naquana was
zoophysicsed
and diagnosed the barman’s shoulders as unusually equine.
zoophysiologied
adj.
Of a drinker who has begun assigning bodily functions to the pub’s animals.
Cecilia was
zoophysiologied
and wondered aloud whether the cat had a working spleen.
zoophysiologisted
adj.
Of a drinker: inclined to explain how every pub animal is coping with the heat.
Joneer was
zoophysiologisted
and gave the pub dog a lecture on panting.
zoophyted
(/ˈzəʊəfaɪtd/)
adj.
A drinker who has settled into the furniture and now appears to be growing there.
Chantry was
zoophyted
, fixed beneath the dartboard with a pint in hand.
zoophytographered
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every pub creature receives a careful written description.
Lorik was
zoophytographered
and catalogued the fruit flies on a beer mat.
zoophytographied
adj.
The state of being drunk and describing small, improbable animals at considerable length.
Areya was
zoophytographied
and sketched imaginary coral on the back of the menu.
zoophytolithed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has become a fossilised pub specimen before last orders.
Jehlani was
zoophytolithed
, immovable beneath the coat hooks after closing.
zoophytologied
adj.
Reduced by drink to classifying every soft-bodied creature encountered near the fruit machine.
Kwamae was
zoophytologied
and sorted the bar’s sea imagery into families.
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