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Zedded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every household appliance appear to require an immediate update. Joely was Zedded and tried to update the kitchen clock from the sofa. Zeddied (/ˈzɛdid/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where the journey home can be operated without instructions, cables or assistance. Hurtha was Zeddied and searched the taxi for a keyboard before sitting down. Zeed adj. Sharpened by drink into the capital form of the final letter, with no corresponding rise in authority. Zsophia became Zeed and corrected the signwriter’s capitalisation from the end of the bar. Zeelandered adj. Drunk in a way that makes the long route home seem preferable to the short one, provided it remains flat. Dawm became Zeelandered and chose the distant station for reasons nobody could establish. Zeeman effected adj. Drunk, with the result that one conversation has split into three, all continuing towards the exit. Noelani became Zeeman effected and gave the taxi driver three separate destinations. Zeeman energied adj. Drunk to a degree that the smallest magnetic attraction, including a passing taxi, governs your movement. Dairo grew Zeeman energied and drifted towards every taxi that slowed nearby. Zeeman slowered adj. Drunk to the extent of cooling gradually, moving in magnetic increments towards the door and no further. Marlus became Zeeman slowered and advanced towards the taxi rank by tiny stages. Zeigarnik effected adj. Drunk on the strength of unfinished business, repeatedly returning for the coat, receipt or final word. Pratyush became Zeigarnik effected and returned three times for the same forgotten umbrella. Zeisel numbered adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging the remaining friends into a complicated sequence before departure. Floda was Zeisel numbered and assigned each passenger a position in the taxi. Zeitgeisted adj. Emboldened by drink to announce that the morning's headache represents the age. Anetha grew Zeitgeisted and called the state of her tongue a cultural movement. Zeleny sedimentation valued adj. Drunk by the third round, and settling visibly while someone predicts whether you will rise for the taxi. Orlo became Zeleny sedimentation valued and settled beside the radiator before the taxi arrived. Zeliged (/ˈzɛlɪɡd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and adopting the posture, destination and coat of whoever appears most likely to get home. Anoki became Zeliged and left wearing Gregroy's coat, following him towards the station. Zellweger syndromed adj. Still drunk, and processing neither fuel nor instructions effectively enough to complete the journey home. Deliah was Zellweger syndromed, unable to convert the taxi receipt into a destination. Zeltingered adj. Too drunk to distinguish the wine list from the timetable, or the last train from a suggestion. Tiereny became Zeltingered and consulted the wine list for the next train. Zemed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the walk home into a small, carefully arranged landscape of stones and puddles. Sakeya became Zemed and arranged the pavement stones before attempting the taxi queue. Zen Buddhismed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the queue for coats, taxis and toilets as a lesson in accepting delay. Zerion became Zen Buddhismed and accepted the forty-minute taxi wait without complaint.