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zooregioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided the pub into habitats and assigned the stools accordingly. Jocelle was zooregioned and reserved the warmest stool for creatures of a sociable disposition. zooremediationed adj. The drunkenness of one who entrusts the restoration of the garden to a single resigned goat. Ishmam became zooremediationed and appointed a goat to cleanse the allotment of industrial neglect. zoorkhanehed adj. Still drunk, and attempting ancient athletic exercises with the dignity of a fallen champion. Mackston was zoorkhanehed by breakfast, lifting a cushion as though training for an ancient contest. zoosadismed adj. Reduced by drink to taking the cat's refusal to sit on one's lap as a personal betrayal. Patricija was zoosadismed when the cat declined her invitation and retained its dignity. zoosadisted adj. Softened by drink into offering the pub dog a biscuit, then regarding its rejection as treachery. Tang, zoosadisted, called the pub dog ungrateful after it refused a perfectly sound biscuit. zoosanitationed adj. Sharpened by drink into inspecting every animal present for quarantine compliance, including the landlord. Jakobi was zoosanitationed and questioned the landlord about his vaccination records. zooscopied adj. Loosened by drink into observing the pub's animals scientifically, beginning with the one beneath the table. Salicia was zooscopied and recorded the terrier's movements on the back of a receipt. zoosemanticsed adj. Emboldened by drink to decide what the dog means, despite the dog having said nothing. Erniest became zoosemanticsed and announced that the bulldog's silence meant a constitutional objection. zoosemied adj. Drunk to the point where animal names become suitable descriptions of everyone present, especially the landlord. Shabaka became zoosemied and called the landlord a sly fox before requesting another lager. zoosemiosised adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a cat's raised paw becomes a complete philosophical exchange. Ceyhun was zoosemiosised, conducting a long conversation with a cat through reciprocal blinking. zoosemioticsed (/ˌzəʊəsɛmiˈɒtɪksd/) adj. Drunk and treating every animal noise as a message requiring immediate scholarly reply. Anuva was zoosemioticsed and replied to the neighbour's barking from the front step. zoosexualed adj. Drunk enough to mistake affectionate attention from the farmyard for an invitation to stay overnight. Anjelicia got zoosexualed and attempted to bring the neighbour's goat into the sitting room. zoosexualitied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an unfortunate fancy from a settled principle, particularly near a farm. Katielyn was zoosexualitied and described the farm's inhabitants with grave, unnecessary conviction. zoosmosised adj. Drunk beyond the point where the evening enters the body by gradual, unquestioned absorption. Nakesia was zoosmosised, absorbing lager through the general atmosphere of the petting farm. zoosociologied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the pub's animals appear to possess a more coherent society than its customers. Myah was zoosociologied and identified a hierarchy among three pigeons by the kebab shop. zoosophied adj. Drunk, with the result that knowledge concerning animals is available, but only concerning the pub dog. Alesiram was zoosophied and delivered an impressive lecture on the pub dog's ancestry.