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zooregioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided the pub into habitats and assigned the stools accordingly. Jocelle was zooregioned and reserved the warmest stool for creatures of a sociable disposition. zooremediationed adj. The drunkenness of one who entrusts the restoration of the garden to a single resigned goat. zoorkhanehed adj. Still drunk, and attempting ancient athletic exercises with the dignity of a fallen champion. zoosadismed adj. Reduced by drink to taking the cat's refusal to sit on one's lap as a personal betrayal. Jaquelline was zoosadismed, regarding the cat’s refusal to sit on her lap as a personal betrayal. zoosadisted adj. Softened by drink into offering the pub dog a biscuit, then regarding its rejection as treachery. zoosanitationed adj. Sharpened by drink into inspecting every animal present for quarantine compliance, including the landlord. zooscopied adj. Loosened by drink into observing the pub's animals scientifically, beginning with the one beneath the table. zoosemanticsed adj. Emboldened by drink to decide what the dog means, despite the dog having said nothing. Erniest became zoosemanticsed and announced that the bulldog's silence meant a constitutional objection. zoosemied adj. Drunk to the point where animal names become suitable descriptions of everyone present, especially the landlord. zoosemiosised adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a cat's raised paw becomes a complete philosophical exchange. Ceyhun was zoosemiosised, conducting a long conversation with a cat through reciprocal blinking. zoosemioticsed (/ˌzəʊəsɛmiˈɒtɪksd/) adj. Drunk and treating every animal noise as a message requiring immediate scholarly reply. Anuva was zoosemioticsed and replied to the neighbour's barking from the front step. zoosexualed adj. Drunk enough to mistake affectionate attention from the farmyard for an invitation to stay overnight. Anjelicia got zoosexualed and attempted to bring the neighbour's goat into the sitting room. zoosexualitied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an unfortunate fancy from a settled principle, particularly near a farm. zoosmosised adj. Drunk beyond the point where the evening enters the body by gradual, unquestioned absorption. zoosociologied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the pub's animals appear to possess a more coherent society than its customers. Myah was zoosociologied and identified a hierarchy among three pigeons by the kebab shop. zoosophied adj. Drunk, with the result that knowledge concerning animals is available, but only concerning the pub dog. Alesiram was zoosophied and delivered an impressive lecture on the pub dog's ancestry.