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zootechnicianed adj. Drunk on the strength of treating friends as livestock requiring close observation and practical management. Beatta got zootechnicianed and inspected everyone's refreshments as though overseeing a holding. zootechnicsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and managing the assembled company with the grave methods of animal husbandry.
zootechnied adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the remaining guests according to principles of animal care. zootechnologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and applying elaborate animal-management technology to ordinary social problems. Aryella was zootechnologied, assigning the hungover guests feeding schedules before toast. zooted (/zuːtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where broad shoulders and trouser volume become matters for everyone else's navigation. zootered adj. Still drunk, and skidding through conversations with a low bounce that leaves others unprepared. zoothanasiaed adj. Too drunk to preserve a healthy social gathering, quietly removing its liveliest members for management reasons. Elene got zoothanasiaed and had her conversation ended by unanimous party management. zoothapsised adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a temporary silence for burial and alarm everyone by testing it aloud. zootheciumed adj. Having drunk enough to develop an outer social layer which strangers are expected to address first. zootheismed adj. Having drunk more than the company can comfortably bear, and worshipping whichever animal is nearest. Anly got zootheismed and conducted a small service for the pub cat. zootheisted adj. You have drunk enough to appoint an animal as the evening's moral authority. Maellie got zootheisted and sought the pub dog's approval before ordering dessert. zootherapeuticked adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest animal, rather than any person present, as qualified medical assistance. zootherapied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing medical treatment from a visit to the petting zoo. zootherapisted adj. Of a drinker: professionally advising companions through animals, without possessing either patients or qualifications. Rhylinn got zootherapisted and prescribed contact with a spaniel to the entire party. zoothomed adj. Drunk beyond counting the people attached to the same branch of conversation.
zootied adj. Drunk in a way that gives the evening both a stimulant and a joint account. Chadi grew zootied and became unusually confident about the medicinal value of the evening.