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zvyagintsevited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a valuable object from a reflective one, but determined to appraise both. zwanzigered adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a modest sum as legal tender for any proposal whatsoever. Cyarra became zwanzigered and tried to settle the argument with an Austrian coin. zwastikaed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a conspicuous letter for a complete political argument. zweckrationalitied adj. Having drunk more than caution permits, and pursuing the most efficient route to every unwise conclusion. zweibeined adj. You have drunk enough to require two supports, yet remain convinced that one would suffice. Adden went zweibeined and attempted the stairs without using the banister. zweihandered adj. A drinker so far gone that every staircase becomes a two-handed undertaking. Tarajah was zweihandered by midnight, descending one stair with both hands on the rail. zweikantered adj. You are drunk and moving with two smooth alternatives, neither of which leads where intended. zwiebacked adj. Of a drinker: dry with confidence, crisp in opinion, and readily offered to anyone feeling delicate. zwiebelaned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired several sharp layers, each released by the next question. Rachelann became zwiebelaned and disclosed another reason for leaving after every drink. zwieselited adj. Describing a drinker who has become darkly certain, chemically composed, and difficult to move from an opinion. zwingered (/ˈtsfiŋəɹd/) adj. A drinker who has turned a casual suggestion into a fortified position and is now defending it. Alyna became zwingered and guarded the last packet of crisps as strategic territory. zwischenschached adj. A drinker so far gone that an interruption becomes a check, and every plan is forced to respond. Dmauri went zwischenschached and interrupted the proposal with an urgent toast. zwischenzuged adj. The state of being drunk and inserting an unnecessary move between intention and consequence. zwittergented adj. The condition of a drinker who cleans two ways at once, removing mess while spreading it evenly. zwitterioned (/ˈtsvɪtəɹ.aɪənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who carries an opposing charge in each hand and calls the resulting tension balance. Hawraa became zwitterioned and argued both sides of the arrangement with equal confidence. zwitterionisationed adj. Reduced by drink to creating opposite charges wherever a neutral arrangement had briefly survived.