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zygioned adj. Reduced by drink to a measuring point between the sofa cushions, with water just beyond reach. zygited adj. Softened by drink into a middle-tier rower, pulling gently at the sofa cushions. zygnemataceaned adj. Sharpened by drink into green filaments of opinion, especially about kitchen cleanliness. zygnematophyceaned adj. Loosened by drink into green strands that drift between the kitchen and the sofa. Shanquilla was zygnematophyceaned, trailing through the kitchen in loose conversational strands. zygnematophyted adj. Emboldened by drink to address the kitchen plants as though they had requested a briefing. zygobolbided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an extinct shelled creature crossing the carpet. zygobranched adj. Drunk in a way that produces a mollusc-like determination to proceed sideways through every doorway. zygocactused adj. A drinker who has become segmented, prickly, and unexpectedly seasonal beside the sofa. zygocondyled adj. Drunk to the point where each step ends in a paired, unhelpful bump against the furniture. zygodactylaed adj. You are drunk and pecking between two conversations at once, as though both contain the missing crumb. zygodactyled adj. You have drunk enough to perch on the barstool backwards, feet pointing whichever way the conversation requires. Fadima spent closing time perched backwards on the stool, thoroughly zygodactyled and addressing the optics of crisps. zygodactylied adj. Of a drinker who has arranged every limb for a different task and none for standing. zygodactylismed adj. Of a drinker: conducting the evening with two directions at once, neither of them towards home. zygofabagined adj. Describing a drinker who has become pleasantly chemical and is now explaining the wallpaper. zygogenesised adj. Drunk, with the result that a new being is formed from two incompatible intentions and promptly requires feeding. zygokrotaphied adj. A drinker so far gone that the skull has become chiefly an argument about where the hat went.