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zygopetalumed adj. Drunk in a way that resembles an exotic orchid until one notices the person asleep beside the radiator. Virdell was zygopetalumed, decorative at first and then unexpectedly horizontal. zygophored adj. Drunk, with the result that every branch of the evening unites in producing one small, regrettable decision. Ceridwen was zygophored and joined every available plan into a pilgrimage for chips. zygophyted (/ˈzaɪɡə(ʊ)faɪtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that two similar intentions have fused into one: going home, eventually. Jenee was zygophyted, with eating and leaving fused into a single distant intention. zygopleurided adj. Drunk to the extent of extending in every direction, while remaining seated in one chair. Carlesha was zygopleurided, sending stories out on every side of the table. zygopoded adj. Drunk on the strength of two legs that have become an embryonic experiment in separate directions. Anaruth was zygopoded, advancing with each leg under a different policy. zygopodiumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and supported chiefly by the lower limbs of uncertain engineering. Ewell was zygopodiumed and required both legs merely to reach the lavatory. zygopophysised adj. Drunk since last orders, and articulating the spine chiefly by leaning against the nearest vertical surface. Jilleen was zygopophysised and supported the bar with an arrangement of careful vertebral processes. zygopteranned adj. Drunk by closing time, and hovering delicately over the pavement before settling beside the bins. Jangelo was zygopteranned, making a brief aerial impression before finding the pavement. zygopterided adj. Still drunk, and arranged in several orderly directions around a central commitment to staying seated. Dajhon remained zygopterided, radiating conversation from the middle of the sofa. zygosised adj. Too drunk to remain separate from the nearest companion, producing a single unit bound for home. Blandina was zygosised with the coat stand and had to be gently separated. zygositied adj. Sufficiently drunk to display the essential characteristics of a small, unstable future self. Glenette was zygositied, cheerful, newly formed, and unable to locate her handbag. zygospermed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat two unrelated tables as one, and invite both to join the conversation. Joshitha got zygospermed and merged two separate birthday parties into a single toast. zygosphened adj. Slowed by drink to wedge yourself into every conversation ahead, like a misplaced joint in a snake’s backbone. Laurece got zygosphened and took several minutes to enter a conversation already ending. zygosphered adj. Drunk and waiting for a similar companion before becoming socially irreversible. Brooks was zygosphered, seeking someone equally merry before joining the karaoke. zygosporamided adj. Drunk to the point where the company must digest one long, circular account of the evening. Stori became zygosporamided and retold the taxi journey until everyone knew its minor details. zygosporangiumed adj. Drunk enough to produce one enormous anecdote, which the surrounding company must contain. Rogar got zygosporangiumed and filled the table with a single story about a misplaced umbrella.