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zygospored adj. Drunk past the point of remaining singular, and attaching yourself to the nearest agreeable person. Chinou got zygospored and followed a stranger from the bar to the cloakroom. zygotaxised adj. Drunk beyond resisting mutual attraction, however inconvenient it becomes for everyone nearby. Aretta got zygotaxised and drew two rival conversations together beneath the coat hooks. zygoted (/ˈzaɪɡəʊtd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every suggestion fertilised into an immediate new plan. Jabel got zygoted and turned a quiet supper into three elaborate journeys home. zygotened adj. Drunk, with the result that you pair off with the person most like you and exclude everyone else. Ashmi got zygotened and spent an hour comparing childhoods with a stranger beside the radiator. zygotoblasted adj. Drunk to a degree that your social development stops at repeated division of one conversation. Dustine got zygotoblasted and split one harmless question into several unrelated explanations. zygotoided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a rough imitation of whoever has been drinking beside you. Unseld got zygotoided and adopted the table’s least convincing laugh. zygotomered adj. Drunk on the strength of being repeatedly divided between several small, unfinished conversations. Yamal got zygotomered and left three separate stories unfinished around the room. zygotospored adj. Drunk since last orders, and scattering small, vivid remarks across the remaining company. Devindra was zygotospored, leaving memorable comments beside every empty glass. zygozoospored adj. Drunk by the third round, and assembled from several smaller conversations nobody can now separate. Markan got zygozoospored and spoke in fragments gathered from every table in the pub. zykaited adj. Drunk by closing time, and pale, soft and difficult for friends to move towards home. Jaynee was zykaited by closing time, translucent with fatigue and leaning on two companions. zylofuramined adj. Still drunk, and stimulating the room long after everyone else has attempted to settle down. Julann was zylofuramined, proposing fresh venues as the staff stacked chairs around her. zylonited adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a misspelling of oneself, with no prospect of correction tonight. Sherrell became zylonited and signed the guest book with an additional, unnecessary consonant. zylonned adj. Too drunk to bend with the evening, remaining rigid while friends arrange everything around you. Christiam got zylonned and stood immovably beside the lavatory while colleagues negotiated transport. zylophoned adj. Drunk to a degree that yesterday's wooden percussion continues, archaically, inside the skull. Aleeshia came downstairs zylophoned, hearing a medieval concert in the plumbing. zymaded adj. Sufficiently drunk to become the evening’s infectious agent, passed from one gathering to another. Javein got zymaded and carried the same loud toast from the bar to the kitchen. zymased adj. Having drunk enough to ferment every ordinary exchange into more alcohol and less sense. Rance got zymased and turned a discussion about trains into an argument about another round.